How to Make Sex Brownies
Filed under: Eros - April 22, 2008 @ 6:00 am
1. Dump mix in bowl.
2. Add egg.
3. Add water.
4. Think about sex.
5. Get distracted and add water again.
6. Fuck up the recipe.
7. Brownies are now reduced to chocolate goo.
8. Smear on partner, salmonella be damned.
9. Enjoy.
April 22nd, 2008 at 7:03 am
Hmmm,
Now if that isn’t an idea for another section of the web site I don’t know what is. Sexual recipes….hmmmmmm
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:52 am
tasty
You should do a sexy tattoo pic post! I woke up with a craving for big men with tattoos.
April 22nd, 2008 at 9:55 am
So many titillating keywords in one post!
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:04 am
i am a BIG sexy man with a tatoo on the back of my head. i will give TBK a pic.
Not sure if this recipe is accurate TBK. I will have to try it out. and i will remember to damn the salmonella. Honestly the whole salmonella thing is sort of hype. The only place the bacteria exists is on the OUTSIDE of the egg, cuz it came from the hen’s vagina.
April 22nd, 2008 at 10:35 am
You’re right about the eggs Lion, raw chicken is responsible for tons of salmonella cases. Uncooked food coming into contact with the juices of raw chicken is pretty common too. I’ve often wished that my last name was Monella, if it was I would feel compelled to have a son and name him Sal!
April 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 am
Oh thanks Lion! I’ll keep an eye out for it
April 22nd, 2008 at 1:01 pm
[…] all need a little sex brownies in our life, even if they never reach the oven. Thank you to The Beautiful Kind, for this lovely recipe […]
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:20 pm
There are three ways to kills samonella in eggs:
1) introduce heat (cook them to 140)
2) introduce acid (lemon juice etc.)
3) introduce SUGAR
Since brownies contain plenty of sugar you are completely safe to make TBK brownies at will… Enjoy.
April 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
what about the nuts??
April 22nd, 2008 at 5:10 pm
hahaha curiousgirl, i think the beau provides the nuts ! ! ! !
April 24th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
that made me laugh for a good minute. thanks Beautiful