I am SUCH a Monkey
Filed under: Eros - April 20, 2008 @ 6:00 amSo, does this apply to humans, or what?
Female monkeys may shout during sex to help their male partners climax.
The researchers found that females yelled during 86 percent of all sexual encounters. When females shouted, males ejaculated 59 percent of the time. However, when females did not holler, males ejaculated less than 2 percent of the time.
Male and female Barbary macaques are promiscuous, often having sex with many partners. This means sperm levels can get quite drained. The females shout when they are most fertile, so males can make the most use of their sperm.
Sigh, this sounds like our home life. Our poor neighbors. If only we had a treehouse…
April 20th, 2008 at 9:07 am
I LOVE to be loud. Even when I am quiet(er) I am still occasionally shushed by my boyfriend, but he likes it so the only real issue are his neighbors….
April 20th, 2008 at 10:10 am
hmm…i wonder if monkeys can tell when their mate is faking that shout…lol
cg
April 20th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Sure, it’s always about the men…monkeys.
April 20th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
TBK, never be embarassed about screaming daytime orgasms. I’m sure the neighbors envy you more than anything else.
April 21st, 2008 at 3:11 am
if they’re screamin’ it just means you’re doin something right, so it must be time to bust a nut. see, it really IS all about the woman, the man is unsatisfied UNTIL the woman is screaming. i know cuz i’ve been their, its hard to hold my orgasm when the girl i am inside of is screaming or moaning. evolutionarily i can’t see why that would matter…hmmmmmm…
April 21st, 2008 at 3:14 am
i watched two pigeons(or pigeon doves) fuck on a powerline yesterday…..awwwwwwwwww, they were sitting next to each other on my powerline, and then the guy pigeon fluttered up behind the misses and was doing something against her backend. involving insemination of some kind. they were happy when i threw out a bunch of phyllo dough and bacon grease blend, i keep my birds happy.