Vile
Filed under: Fambly - April 9, 2008 @ 1:00 pmI fucking hate this statue in my parent’s bathroom.

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April 9th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Ha!! My in-laws have almost the exact same kind in their bathroom!
April 9th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
But the sign behind the statue… WTF?? Like you (or anyone) would leave your bloody tampon on the counter?
April 9th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Yeah, my mom filched that sign from a public restroom to cover up the gaping hole where the toilet paper holder used to be.
April 9th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I think your mother and my Nana went to the same school of household repairs. You know a car can be held together with duct tape and rhinestones?
April 9th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
*CRASH!
Oops I accidentally knocked over your little bathroom jockey. Yeah I know its “unbreakable”, that’s why I hit it with the hammer.
April 9th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
I don’t like how he’s holding his nose. I would be insulted. If he’s so offended by the smell of biproducts than maybe he shouldn’t have applied to be a toilet paper holder.
April 9th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
My funny valentine - I TOTALLY AGREE! It IS insulting. I mean, my shit don’t stink!
ha ha
April 9th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
AAAAAAAAAHHHH!
That’s roughly what my roommates heard when I saw that. It’s the fact that his belly is showing, that’s too weird, especially with the frilled cuffs. Jibbly-jibbly-jibbly! Creepier than Rocoulm!
April 9th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
i would use him to hold my lighter while i was getting the pipe ready. i tend to smoke things while i do the doo. i would make him my slave, in other words….
April 9th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
I fucking hate that statue in your parents’ bathroom too.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:08 am
wait a sec tbk, girls dont shit!
April 10th, 2008 at 7:01 am
Sadly it happens. Soon there will be statue and items littering the yard, gnomes, bunnies, globes, plastic flowers, and on and on…