We’re Adding a Fourth
Filed under: Triad - April 1, 2008 @ 6:00 am
Here we were, a happy little triad, and The Belle’s sister visited us over the weekend.
She’s 20, cute (looks like this pic I snagged off the pervertnet) and was wearing stripy legwarmers and a short jean skirt that had a huge hole in one of the thighs, but it was so short, it was more like you could see her hip bone poking out of it. Seriously, it looked like she took a scrap of denim and safety pinned it around her waist, you didn’t even need x-ray vision to know that she shaves her pubic hair.
We took her outfit as a sign that she wanted to get with us, so we asked her if she wanted to join our sex cult. Amazingly, she said yes! It’s funny cuz she and I have the same age difference as Belle has with Beau, so the relationship has a nice little stair-step effect. And it’s all incesty, another bonus - talk about Scissor Sisters.
I asked Belle if she was weirded out by the fact that she was going to be having picnics and orgies with her sister and she said no, she already lived with her for years, plus people often mistaken her and me for sisters anyway. Naturally I get off on the whole thing.
The Beau has already lost some weight since the formation of our recent triad (we keep him BUSY) so now I suppose he’ll just waste away until he’s reduced to a raw dick stub. He might have to start bringing in subs to pinch hit when he’s begging for mercy when we corner him for more sex. More Sex. MORE SEX!
I can see it now, the three of us will be dragging him up to the bedroom kicking and screaming, he’ll be crying, “No! Please! I’m not an amusement park ride! I’m not into triple stacked!” It’ll be attack of the living pussies.
So does this make our love triangle square now? Are we officially Mormon? Will all three of us chickies fit in the bathtub? Should we chain her in the basement, or in the attic? Thank god I have 10 glass dildos, enough to go around.
Ha ha, April Fool’s.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:38 am
Had me going the whole time.
damned April fools
April 1st, 2008 at 7:12 am
Another Red? D’oh!
Four of yas? I think it’d be hot, TBK.
April 1st, 2008 at 9:25 am
Another chick or not Im betting it wont be too long before we see a Beau Kind post entitled “What the hell have I got myself into?’
April 1st, 2008 at 10:38 am
It had to be a trick. I have a little sister, and there’s no way in hell I would ever let that happen. XD
April 1st, 2008 at 10:59 am
“He might have to start bringing in subs to pinch hit…”
hmmm..Where might you find one of those?
PS: Doritos in the House!!!!!!!!!!
April 1st, 2008 at 11:43 am
My sister in reality has much smaller titties than the girl in the pic.
April 1st, 2008 at 12:20 pm
So cruel.
April 1st, 2008 at 6:29 pm
lol…ya had me hook, line, and sinker…good one guys!
April 1st, 2008 at 8:38 pm
That’s sooooo wrong. Jackass. No rope. That’s me.
April 1st, 2008 at 11:29 pm
dammit
April 2nd, 2008 at 5:02 pm
JustSomeDude - Belle’s not cruel, just stating the facts! Big boobs, small boobs, they alll good (at least in TBK land!)
April 2nd, 2008 at 11:20 pm
I was totally convinced too. I was waiting for you to get blasted for the incest…or…not??? hehe
April 6th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
TBK,
No, silly, I meant *you* were so cruel for playing such a dirty trick on us for April Fools Day.
April 6th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
JSD, AHA! Then The Beau was right about what you meant by that comment. Sigh, this means I owe him (another) blow job…