Oral Sex Newbie - Awww!
Filed under: Eros - March 24, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
Check out this blog by an 18-yr-old college girl discovering sex - it’s so cute how her boyfriend asks for a blow job but she worries that a cock is dirty, so he offers to disinfect his dick with hand sanitizer.
Read “I Had A Penis in My Mouth!” to find out just how badly that stung. And how much of it she fit into her virgin mouth.
Not surprisingly, I’ve had way dirtier things in my mouth than a cock. Hell, all of us have - I’ll bet a McDonald’s hamburger is way filthier.
So cute and naive… sigh. 
March 24th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Oh boy, that does sound painful. I’ll check it out, thanks for the link.
March 24th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
*dies of happiness*
this is the highlight of my life thus far.
jk…i hope.
March 24th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
A friend of mine tried Nair once and was in pain for hours …..
He just sat in bathtub while me and his girlfriend laughed at him.
At least this guy got head out of it.
March 24th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
I wuoldn’t have thought that hand sanitizer would sting so much. Toothpaste burns because of the peppermint oil which gives your mouth that dry tingly feeling. But hand sanitizer is pretty much just alcohol and if you don’t have any cuts or open wounds it shouldn’t burn…
My worst experience with penis burnage was once when I was chopping jalapeno, cayenne and habenero peppers for chili. I had an urge to go pee and didn’t think to wash my hands before I grabbed my penis. MY KNEES BUCKLED!!!
March 24th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
You can’t catch an STD from a hamburger
March 24th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
True, a hamburger might not have the clap, but it does have 200 different animals ground up in it, fecal matter, possibly mad cow disease, e-coli, cholesterol, steroids, hormones, and antibiotics. I’m lovin’ it!
March 24th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
i’m lovin’ it = i am loving it = anagram = ailing vomit
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=lovin_it
March 24th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
love the anagram greedo!!!!!!
to those who don’t think purell will sting- heck, why not try it?
March 24th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Hand sanitizer?! Yikes! Might as well dip the wanker into some bleach .. Im off to read it; thanks!