TBK’s Porn Clip Review: Teacher is SUCH a Slut
Filed under: TBKs Porn Clip Reviews - March 22, 2008 @ 6:00 am
This one cracks me up:
- omg teacher has huge tits. And she’s cute.
- barfy manicure, bazoomba cleavage
- who turned on the cheesy music? please turn it off, thank you
- man, what a CHEESY setup!
- her voice is annoying
- hot Australian janitor - blue collar wood!
- her facial expressions are supposed to be sexy but they mistranslate into comical
- wearing clothes that tight is not flattering to her figure
- how in the FUCK is it going to transition from fixing the overhead projector to him fucking her??
- oh, she just unzips his work uniform and tells him to shut up.
- he’s wearing a wifebeater! > yum <
- I love how she seduces him right in front of the class
- omfg nice cock
- there she goes with those funny faces again
- nice tongue action, but what’s with the way she pops his cock in and out of her mouth > POP < funny signature move
- the part where the students suddenly notice their teacher is giving the janitor head at the front of the room = hahahahaha
- HA now she’s popping on his small balls
- unleash the mammoth tits already!
- aww, don’t take off the glasses
- what? he’s wearing a condom?! lame! and her pussy is shaved, also lame
- it’s really not worth watching at this point, except you get to see her boobs (they’re nice and squishy and real!) and snicker at the students watching in the background. also, her dirty talk is a little embarrassing.
- the students stop being shocked and just go back to taking their test as she cries out and gets fucked on her desk. too funny.
March 22nd, 2008 at 10:50 am
you should watch the rest of the video, it gets even lamer/funnier as it goes.
March 22nd, 2008 at 11:53 am
The kids are probably completely used to that. Their teacher is a porn star, after all.
Those poor kids are probably aspiring actors…
March 22nd, 2008 at 7:12 pm
I like it when people in porn wear condoms while fucking. It distracts me when they’re not; I think about how unsafe it is instead of what’s going on.
But… hmm, not really a fan of most porn anyway, so I guess my opinion is really nix on this one.
March 23rd, 2008 at 1:27 am
When I saw the condom, I thought it was very responsible of him. =D
March 23rd, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Aw now come ON. Just like how some people don’t like nuts in their banana bread, I don’t like condoms in my porn.
Porn is for FANTASY. How are you supposed to have a nice cream pie otherwise?
And part of a porn star’s job is to get tested every week. Leave the condoms to the whores and high school/college kids.
PS: Uncle Clowny, what happens next in the story? Please tell us, pretty please!
March 23rd, 2008 at 7:19 pm
TBK, those tits are most definitely NOT real.
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:28 pm
I found it funny when one of the kids bets another kid ten bucks that the janitor ends up fucking the teacher in the ass. Later on, after she dismissed the class for the rest of the day, she tells that janitor she wants that student to win the bet, so he needs to stick it up there….NOW. Just sounded so corny to me when she said it.
Oh and btw, those knockers are definitely bought.