The Beautiful Kind

Here’s a computer geek from Billings, Montana.

Name: Sean, 18, Male
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women
Last time you got laid: Last time I got laid was about 5 months ago when i broke up with my ex
Where do you live? Billings, Montana USA
Your living arrangement: I live in a house with a couple of my friends
Job situation: I have two jobs, one delivering pizzas and the other is the National Guard and I love both
Fashion sense: Mostly I dress casual
Grooming habits: Shower daily, shave every other day, wear cologne (lightly) daily
Addicted to anything? The internet, actually.
Hobbies: Video games, browsing the internet, shopping, billiards, bowling, fixing computers
Sports: Paintball, I try to get out as often as I can so maybe once or twice a month.
Do you exercise regularly? Yes, actually six days a week.
Places you hang out: Pool hall, work, the mall
Do you have many close friends of your own gender? A few
Do you have many close friends of the opposite gender? About 3-4
How many people do you currently know that you would like to fuck? What are the obstacles with each one (why aren’t you fucking them?) Two people I work with I really would like to fuck, but be it conflicting schedules or habits nothing ever seems to happen. Another girl who I’ve stayed over at her house several times through the night but it’s awkward when we try anything, and another girl entirely who won’t fuck before marriage.
What do you like to eat? Sushi, healthy food, sandwiches, stir fry, anything Asian really.
What kind of porn do you like? I tend to like mild S&M, anal, guy on girl, orgies, three ways, amateur
What’s your fetish? What turns you on? Panties… seeing them, feeling them, smelling them, they’re amazing. Biting… oh my god… almost anywhere especially my neck. Blood, the taste the feel the texture. dripping wax, there’s nothing quite like that i can assure you, roleplaying, Japanese women as well, not to such a degree as anything else but still.
Are you dom or sub (do you like taking charge or following orders? If rope was involved in sex, would you be tied up or do the tying?) I like both, it depends on my mood, sometimes I want to be controlled and demeaned, and other times I want to take charge and crack the whip.
On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate yourself when it comes to physical appearance (1 is hideous, 10 is model)? 6 on an off day but normally a 7
Using that same scale, what’s the minimum number you expect your partner to be? 5
One word to describe your voice: Relaxing
Religion: Athiest
Charity you would give money to: Make a Wish Foundation
Music you listen to: Jazz, Metal, Rock, Classical
Movies you have loved: SLC Punk, Goodbye Lenin, Mostly Martha, Full Metal Jacket
Do you like to read? If so, what? Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Ender’s Game, George Carlin
How often do you watch television? Very rarely
Restaurant you like: NARA (sushi bar)
Person you respect/admire: My grandfather
Past relationship history: Two serious relationships, each two years or longer. Three others during high school. I’ve been in love twice.

The Beautiful Kind’s verdict: Eh, you’re a regular guy having a dry spell right now. You have way too many interests that are testosterone heavy - I doubt you’ll find any romance on the Paintball range or the pool hall, but maybe you can make a sushi date with someone from an online dating site. I’ve heard good things about OkCupid.

Oh and nice fetishes by the way. I hope you find a nice girl who DOES bite.

Why aren’t you getting laid? Request a questionnaire and I’ll tell you. love [at] thebeautifulkind . com