You Are The Beautiful Kind: La Bluegirl
Filed under: You Are The Beautiful Kind - March 12, 2008 @ 6:00 am
Alias: La Bluegirl
Age: 29
Relationship status: Single in Western KY, about two hours from St. Louis.
Sexual orientation: Straight - not that I haven’t had a girlfriend, but she broke my heart. And I really do love me some men. Okay…their dicks.
Favorite physical feature on yourself: I have great tits, they make the best pillow in the world, but I also love my beautiful eyes and lips.
Beauty tip: I’m a firm believer in keeping your eyebrows plucked. It totally frames your face. I also exfoliate like a mad woman, it keeps your skin soft.
Charity you support: Spouse Abuse centers and Rape Crisis.
If you could take a class for fun right now, what would you take? I am such a Gemini…I’m like, uh, Guns, Quilting, Survival, Cooking, Computers, Mixed Martial Arts, Creative Writing…..
What do you want to learn/add to what you already know? How to be a better writer, and all that crazy survivalist shit…I want to be Linda Hamilton someday.
Did you have an imaginary friend growing up? Yes, and she was badass.
What is one of the bravest things you have ever done? I finally left my psycho husband, even though he had been blackmailing me forever. I had to tell my parents that we had been doing bad shit, and that he was holding it against me, threatening to take my baby away if I left him, and that’s why I hadn’t left his crazy abusive ass. He really about killed us. It was hard, because I had to ask for help, and whenever I have asked for help it has always turned around and bitten me on the ass…and not in the good way.
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at? (non-sexual): Writing. Cooking kickass southern food. Touching my tongue to my nose. Make-up, plucking eyebrows. Appreciating life.
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at? (sexual): Blowjobs. I have a really long tongue,and I use my hands a lot. But honestly, all it takes to be good at sex is just being willing to please and enjoying it. And fuck, I enjoy it.
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 13 - But it was great. I was visiting my grandparents in Minnesota, and he was this punk rock boy who loved me, and it was beautiful. I don’t regret it for shit.
The last time you had sex, and with who: Last June. I know, how sad is that? It was with this blue collar barbarian that I used to date, and I was in my fourth month of pregnancy and horny as all get out. He was good enough to help a girl out. And that boy could make me come buckets. He would just pound me into the headboard…and I’m thinking it’s about goddamn time. I need some more of that.
Tattoos/piercings: My tongue is pierced, because I have an awesome tongue.
What type of person are you into? I like a man who is a Man. I need a guy who wants to protect and provide. And I can be the nurturing sweetheart, who loves sex but is also faithful. I want a guy who loves dumb shit like MST3K, can fix a car or a computer, who can break a neck if he needs to, and can appreciate a woman who is a good mother, a sexy mate, his best friend, and can fight as hard as he can. So if you are that guy, TBK knows how to find me.
What do you fantasize about? What turns you on? I hate to say it, but I love the stories on Literotica.com that are all about incest/daddy’s little girl. I swear to God, I don’t want to fuck my dad, but those are the stories that get me off. I think it has to do with trust and dominance, a male authority figure, pleasing “daddy” - and maybe the force and taboo. You want a man to want you so badly that he is willing to break all the rules to have you, and that he wants to take care of you even as he’s tearing you to shreds…mmmm….
Pubic hairstyle: trimmed.
What do your nipples look like? They are really large, a caramel and rose color, and I love that they get completely hard.
What was one of the hottest moments of your life? God, so many I don’t even remember. You know, all my sex is great. I fall into a boy, when I am with him, that’s all there is in the world. I love the taste of his shou lder, that feeling when his cock slides in me, and clamping down on him, he is my end all be all….I’ve had so many good times, I couldn’t even tell you. Someone once told me that I have sex to celebrate my goddess…that even though the guy might not mean anything to me that I become this incarnation of lust and have this very female power that I just revel in, and that it’s magic when it happens….
Any regrets? Yeah…whenever I fall in love, I’m like, damn, I wish you had been the only one. Just because love means that much to me. But then I wouldn’t be the kick ass lover that I am, right?
Why do you think I chose you for YATBK? Shee-at, bitch…lol. Okay, I think you chose me because we are both sexy bitches who love sex but are great moms, too. But I KNOW why you started this YABTK thing…you just wanted an excuse to stop random hot girls that you didn’t already know! lol Hey, it’s a good reason! Who doesn’t want to be a beautiful kind?!
March 12th, 2008 at 6:46 am
Gah, why must I already be married. I didn’t spend enough time researching to find the type of woman that reads the sames things I do.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:25 am
I’d love to see more of those pics
March 12th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Wow! She likes Mystery Science Theater, don’t let this one get away single guys!
March 12th, 2008 at 7:43 am
a smart ass AND she loves MST3K?!?
are you ~sure~ you wouldn’t give women another chance?
March 12th, 2008 at 7:44 am
ps. i have hours upon hours of MST3K turkey day marathons. ~wink wink~
March 12th, 2008 at 8:26 am
Hot. So fucking hot, and from Western Ky. to boot? Niiice.
March 12th, 2008 at 8:31 am
Yes! I’m going for a color theme with the next few YATBK’s - this week is blue, next week is green, and the week after is RED (yes, you!)
March 12th, 2008 at 8:54 am
DAAAAAAAAAAMN ! ! ! !
you are an amazing woman, its actually kinda rare to be such a powerful woman. yet so sensitive, and amware of your partner’s needs. you are a dream.
Survival, sex, southern food, you fall in love like i do. deep and hard. I’d marry you if we ever met.
and above all, you sound like a good mom….
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ! ! !
March 12th, 2008 at 9:47 am
Damn! Why couldn’t we have met each other years ago! I can’t begin to tell you how many things we click on.
-Southern Woman: I live in Seattle (and grew up in the Pacific NW), but my family is originally from the South (and i visit cousins, uncles/aunts down there every coupla years) and i LOVE a Southern Woman…..the accents make my knees weak.
-MMA: I train in a martial art that isn’t explicitly MMA (it’s not a ‘mixed’ martial art, it’s its own style), but we incorporate a lot of the ground fighting techniques because it’s so applicable to so many fights.
-Survivalismistism shit: i go camping all the time. Head out to the mountains in Washington, hike out to the middle of nowhere, and just camp.
-Cars: Used to be in the Air Force and worked on airplanes (not exactly the same as cars), but i can definitely turn a wrench and do a lot of my own stuff on my car. Let’s just say you wouldn’t be taking your car to jiffy-lube…
-Computers: That’s what i do for a ‘living’. Currently specializing in Network Security for a large company, but came up through the ranks as a standard computer technician, so just like with your car, i’d be able to fix it.
-Break a neck (if need be): See MMA section above. The Martial Art i study is VERY brutal. Not fancy, but useful for breaking elbows, noses and def. necks if need be! I really don’t go around starting shit, but i’ve been accused of it from time to time.
And to be honest, i wish i lived in a time and place where it was still ok to mess a dude up if he was startin’ some shit (if the world ever really was like that….)
-Good Mother: I have two of my own, so i understand completely (at least from a dad’s POV) what a bad-ass Mom is all about…
So, seems strange to be ’selling’ myself on a site like this, but you did say, “…if you are that guy…” and i AM THAT guy….so, uh, TBK?
March 12th, 2008 at 10:28 am
those are indeed nice boobs.
March 12th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Why do I have a sudden craving for melons?
March 12th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Well, Dragonfly Sister, I love any woman who’s into MST3K, but sadly, I love stinky boys. Everyone, thank you, a girl does need a pick me up. Paul…I have to admit, you sound pretty kewl! Though I must admit, I say I *want* to get into survivalist, but I’m not good at it yet! When I go camping these days, I head to my parents camper at the lake, complete with satellite. I need to get in better shape before I do much hiking. Right now my bod is made for snuggles in flannel sheets and hot cocoa.
March 12th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
And, oh, by the way…..DAMN! you are gorgeous!
March 13th, 2008 at 9:53 am
Well, snuggling up to you with some flannel sheets and some hot cocoa after a day of hiking doesn’t sound too shabby….:)
March 13th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Well, Paul, and anyone one else interested, you should check out lots of pics and fun journals by me at http://www.okcupid.com….the nic is BELLABLUE28…though I don’t know why my punk ass did all caps and I’m 29 now, so sheesh, whatever. And I totally wish it was still okay to kick an ass every now and then, it would keep the shit talk down in bars def..
March 14th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Are you trying to set me up? Because I live in Los Angeles not Kentucky — I must admit I have a “hard” time reading your site at work — I want to be at home, alone . . .well clearly my inner pervert is always turned on…
March 15th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Yes, that’s my evil plan. To get all men fired for having a raging boner response to my super boobs. Why would I want you jobless? Then you can’t buy me cool shit like guns and Snickers with almonds.