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They Sell Crack in Grocery Stores

Filed under: Deserving - March 12, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

doritos-hotwingsbluecheese.jpgI’m as opposed to processed food as the next hippie, but omigod those Hot Wings/Blue Cheese Collisions Doritos are like crack.

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12 Comments to “They Sell Crack in Grocery Stores”

  1. Dor Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    Ever try methi para? Those are like crack to me and way better than Doritos! You can get them at Global Foods, indian food will be the death of my waistline.

    http://www.rajbhog.com/show_item_details.asp?item_id=1717

  2. The Beautiful Kind Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    omg Indian food looks like baby shit and barf and it is SOOO good.

  3. DragonflySister Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    please don’t tell me you’re going to start talking about 2 girls 1 cup again…

  4. Dor Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    Yup, it doesn’t take long to get past the gloppy appearance once you taste it. Saag Paneer might be one of the nastiest looking things ever but if its made right its awesome.

  5. Eileen Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 8:06 pm

    Do you know that there is a reality show being based off your addiction? “The fusion of spicy and sweet”

  6. GinaB Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 9:15 pm

    Holy crap, I’m so glad you ‘fessed, because I am without a doubt addicted to hot Cheetos. Isn’t that mad?

  7. red Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 10:10 pm

    Yep, those are cah-razzzy tasty!

  8. The Monk Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 12:04 am

    YES! I love those chips! Absolutely fantastic!

  9. Dor Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 4:21 am

    You guys are making me very sad, have you read the ingredient lists on those products?

  10. The Beautiful Kind Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 5:44 am

    Yes. I know. All this shit is horrid and full of icky chemicals - like MSG from outer space. The powdered cheese actually contains a morphine like substance, which helps get you hooked.
    From this blog post: http://www.pike27.net/rfn/?p=57

    “Cheese contains high levels of casein, a protein that breaks apart during digestion to produce morphine-like opiate compounds, called casomorphins.”

    This blog post topic falls under the “guilty pleasure/ confessions” category. If I ever think I don’t want people to know about something I’ve done, that’s a sign I need to put it on the blog.

  11. Roady Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 5:46 am

    HABANERO DORITOS BITCHES!!!

  12. Jen Says:
    March 17th, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    Wait, I can get a morphine high off Doritos? Family Size, here I come!

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