How To Overcome My Fear Of Public Speaking
Filed under: Eros - March 11, 2008 @ 6:00 am
How weird is this: I’m deathly afraid of getting on a stage. Acting or singing in public would freak me out. The thought of speaking in front of a group of people makes my heart pound. I get all nervous for my guy when he’s about to perform music.
But here’s the thing: I don’t mind being naked in front of people or even fucking.
I told all this to a friend and he suggested that I try public speaking naked. I know this is most people’s Top 3 bad dream scenarios, but I think he’s on to something.
I think I’ll prepare a talk on the merits of vegetarianism and present it nude, concluding with a vegan spread laid out on my supine naked body. If my audience has a taste for flesh, they can always eat me.
March 11th, 2008 at 8:17 am
don’t you mean vagitarian?
March 11th, 2008 at 8:19 am
CUNTIVORE!
(I can’t take credit for that one.)
March 11th, 2008 at 8:36 am
You can always go to an AA meeting and pretend you’re an alcoholic. That cures of you your public speaking t00tsweet.
If you go to a mixed open meeting, someone will try to “13th Step” you which may or may not be interesting.
March 11th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Where can I buy tickets/RSVP for this event? More importantly, how many other events are there in this lecture series, “Jesse’s Top Fantasies From College”?
March 11th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Nice
Good luck!
March 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I’d like to take a survey outside of this lecture of yours to find out how much people actually learned about vegetarianism.
March 14th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
you could fill your pussy with chocolate and let people dip fruit and other things in, like a fondue fountain….
wow, how delightful !!!
nevermind