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How To Overcome My Fear Of Public Speaking

Filed under: Eros - March 11, 2008 @ 6:00 am

nude_teacher.jpgHow weird is this: I’m deathly afraid of getting on a stage. Acting or singing in public would freak me out. The thought of speaking in front of a group of people makes my heart pound. I get all nervous for my guy when he’s about to perform music.

But here’s the thing: I don’t mind being naked in front of people or even fucking.

I told all this to a friend and he suggested that I try public speaking naked. I know this is most people’s Top 3 bad dream scenarios, but I think he’s on to something.

I think I’ll prepare a talk on the merits of vegetarianism and present it nude, concluding with a vegan spread laid out on my supine naked body. If my audience has a taste for flesh, they can always eat me.

7 Comments to “How To Overcome My Fear Of Public Speaking”

  1. DragonflySister Says:

    don’t you mean vagitarian?

  2. The Beautiful Kind Says:

    CUNTIVORE!

    (I can’t take credit for that one.)

  3. CapnMarrrrk Says:

    You can always go to an AA meeting and pretend you’re an alcoholic. That cures of you your public speaking t00tsweet.

    If you go to a mixed open meeting, someone will try to “13th Step” you which may or may not be interesting.

  4. jessemoya Says:

    Where can I buy tickets/RSVP for this event? More importantly, how many other events are there in this lecture series, “Jesse’s Top Fantasies From College”?

  5. strahil Says:

    Nice ;) Good luck!

  6. The Monk Says:

    I’d like to take a survey outside of this lecture of yours to find out how much people actually learned about vegetarianism.

  7. TheLion.... Says:

    you could fill your pussy with chocolate and let people dip fruit and other things in, like a fondue fountain….
    wow, how delightful !!!

    nevermind

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