The Beautiful Kind

Here is commentary that accompanied this porn clip sent to me:

I love me some porn with an anthropological spin — and here we have a bunch of 20-something bisexual kids throwing up videos on the internet apparently to say (1) fuck YOU! and (2) fucking is fun. I did some research on this (by tracing back the awesome quip in the second clip that I think you will appreciate!) and this is from an extinct site called thesexclub.tv formerly based out of Victoria, B.C.

Part 1:
1. The music is sexy.
2. He’s uncut - yay!
3. He doesn’t seem very hard.
4. What the fuck kindof costume is she wearing? What’s with the pearl necklace? Can you imagine getting wet in those shiny tights? I usually cut a hole in my tights - I need breathing room! Oh wait, she’s wearing thigh hi’s - nice.
5. Ha ha about the skull and crossbones.
6. Mm, nice tits.
7. She’s shaved and he has a pierced tongue.
8. Halfway through the clip you realize they have an audience of three guys.
9. Um, he’s still not very hard - I think he likes boys more.
10. Then it cuts to taping some guy playing on the computer. Then they go back to the couple and put a cowboy hat on her.
11. Then she asks one of the other guys to whip it out so she can suck it, but he almost passes because he thinks all the drugs he took that day will not allow him to get hard.
12. She gives it a go anyway, and WOW that is a nice cock!
13. As she’s sucking that nice cock and getting fucked from behind, she exclaims, “This is the best rodeo ev-er!”
14. OMG that cock keeps growing - it’s like magic! At this point it’s like the size of a building.
15. They start to put on some heavy metal music and the girl tells them that if they do that, she’ll “fuck them with a knife.”
16. The guy with the monster cock says that he’s fucked girls until they bled, and she says, “I’d love for you to do that to me.”

Part 2:
1. Quote of the day: “It’s like a meat bat!”
2. They discuss her g-spot and it seems it’s as big as the monster cock.
3. Oh, fuck it already!
4. She tells one of the guys to suck the big dick. Immediately the boys start discussing the pros and cons of this.
5. They cut to him eating her ass and then all of a sudden there’s footage to a more revved up emo orgy where she is the meat in their sandwich and squeals deliciously.
6. Man, she’s surrounded by three or four horny college dudes and they are just having their fun - I’d like to be the queen in that situation.

Part 3:
1. Ooh now she’s sucking two cocks at once.
2. OK I’ve lost interest. Wandering off now.