The Beautiful Kind

This article about sex gone wrong in Canada is maddenly coy:

A Quebec man may face criminal charges after a woman died while they were having sadomasochistic sex. The 39-year-old woman died Saturday night, police said.

She went into cardiac arrest while engaging in “out of the ordinary” sexual practices using “very particular” accessories, said police agent Martin Simard.

Police say they found torture devices in the homes, but would not give specifics.

Come ON, we want details! And, more importantly, we want to avoid a similar tragedy befalling one of our fellow kinkophiles. So what do you think they were using - an egg beater? Jumper cables? A toaster in the bathtub?