The Guts of a Fleshlight
Filed under: Eros - March 6, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
A long time ago I posted something about the Fleshlight.
Well, the other day I was at a friend’s house and she said, “Wanna see the Fleshlight I got my boyfriend?”
I know, I know, I should have passed, but I was curious, so I said yes.
She whipped it out of their bedside sex drawer and popped the lid off. “It’s the original ‘Pink Lady,’” she explained.
I was simultaneously repulsed and fascinated. I poked at the protruding pink cunt. It felt squishy and tacky.
I fought and lost the urge to stick my finger inside the slithole. I started probing it with my daring digit, and she hesitated. “Wait I want to make sure he cleaned it.”
With that she yanked the quivering cunt clean out of its confines. Floppy and tapered, it looked like a cow’s tongue. Or a geoduck.
And thankfully, it was cleanish. It was still damp from its last rinse.
PS: I like the looks of the ice fleshlights. And look - now you can get fleshlights modeled after porn pussies!
March 6th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Thats so cool that she bought one for her b/f. I want one of them too!
March 6th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
I think it is awesome that you referenced a giant mollusk in your blog…
March 7th, 2008 at 12:53 am
You gotta love these fleshlights
Did you see they are on wikipedia now?
http://www.fleshlightoriginal.com/wiki/
lol