The New MILF
Filed under: Eros - March 3, 2008 @ 6:00 am
I have a confession: I’m obsessed with midgets. I know, I know, midgets is a very bad word and we shouldn’t use it. The correct word for a person of short stature is dwarf, or little person. But I love the word midget! (Holy crap, the Little People of America has an Adoption page!) Yes, I adore midgets, but I wouldn’t say they turn me on.
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The other day I was watching a stupid Lassie movie with my daughter when I suddenly noticed an actor in the film, Peter Dinklage. It just is that I found myself attracted to him. He was sexyhot. Yes I saw The Station Agent, but in that movie he didn’t have facial hair.
But in this movie he had a beard, a billowy red shirt and boots, played a traveling gypsy puppetmaster, drove a horse drawn caravan and had a cute little scruffy dog sidekick and was kind to animals…
So there you have it - my MILF (midget I’d like to fuck).
March 3rd, 2008 at 7:06 am
That is funny! The new season of Little People Big World starts tonight on TLC, its an entire family of MIDGETS! Well, really its just the mom, dad and one of the kids who are midgets. I have to agree the word midget has an incredible ring to it and its a shame those little pip-squeaks don’t like it. In my book humor has a way of making pain and tough situations easier to deal with but not everyone feels that way. Hmm, do midgets have normal sized wieners?
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:00 am
Yes little people have regular sized genitals - I know this not from watching midget porn, but from reading the book “In the Little World - A True Story of Dwarfs, Love and Trouble.”
March 3rd, 2008 at 10:54 am
i do believe this milf was in elf.
March 3rd, 2008 at 1:29 pm
He also played the role of a nanny on Nip/Tuck. I thought he was doable then!
March 4th, 2008 at 4:25 am
Tucker Max fucked a midget.
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/the_midget_story.phtml
Has anybody else noticed that dwarf males look very similar to one another?? Facewise??