The Most Awesome Thing I Saw Yesterday
Filed under: Eros - March 2, 2008 @ 1:00 pm
Winona Ryder fucking a ventriloquist dummy in the movie The Ten. Wow that movie is a fucking trip. I have to say, I fell in love with her.
My fantasy relationship with Winona goes like this:
Beetle Juice - interested, such a cute little goth chick
Heathers - big crush
Edwards Scissorhands - do NOT go blonde, Noni!
Mermaids - back to crushing
Dracula - lusting
Age of Innocence - if only I had a virgin fetish
Reality Bites - crushing again
Little Women - another period piece??
How to Make an American Quilt - ultimate chick flick, I hate to approve
The Crucible - historical crush
Girl, Interrupted - distracted by that crazy Angelina Jolie
Autumn in New York - nice title, but NO FUCKING WAY. I’m mad at you for this one, Noni
{caught shoplifting and abusing prescription drugs} - Now I’m even madder!
The Day My God Died - OK, you’re starting to make it up to me, aren’t you?
The Ten - in love
March 2nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
I figured you would enjoy it.
March 3rd, 2008 at 9:05 pm
I seriously was not expecting I’d like that movie as much as I did but I haven’t laughed so hard in probably a year! Winona sure was a cutie as usual and how appropriate that she starred in the “Thou shalt not steal” story, heh! By far my favorite story though was the very last one!