The Beautiful Kind

Here is why Belladonna is my favorite porn star, right down to her toes:

1. She’s natural and edgy, shaves her head, no fake boobs, lots of tattoos (OK too bad she has a tramp stamp), she’s about my size, she’s a total fucking pervert. Oh and she’s down to earth. She’s sexy without the stereotypes.
2. She wears Converse chuck T’s.
3. I can relate to her. She started off in the porn industry as a scared and freaked out teenager doing prison gang bang scenes and had a rough road, but learned to own the scenes and embrace them. These days she’s super into it - she gets that sex is fun and worth celebrating. I think back to the first time I got up on a stage and stripped at age 19 - I was terrified. I’ve come a long way these past 15 years and have experienced some AMAZING things.
4. She starred in My Ass Is Haunted, a porn near and dear to my heart. I featured it way back in the beginning of this blog, and still thrill at the fire hydrant sized butt plugs, lube enemas, pregnant domming, “fucking hot pink holes” that get spit in, anal beads the size of golf balls, all lesbian super fucking hardcore anal action…
5. The adorable gap in her front teeth.
6. She’s a world traveler.
7. She’s pansexual.
8. She’s smart.
9. She is such a dirty fetish slut who makes hardcore porn look like Sesame Street.
10. She talked about sock monkeys on a youtube video where she sings Christmas carols.
11. She starred in a movie called “Butthole Whores 2.”
12. She does double penetration with a smile.
13. She does double anal!!!
14. She wears cute Japanese slippers and funky tights.
15. She was born in Mississippi and grew up in a Mormon household in Utah.
16. She paid for her older sister’s college.
17. She has a daughter named Myla (Myla starred in her first porn before she was even born, as the bulge of a pregnant giant dildo-wielding dyke.)

Ahhh, Belladonna…