The Beautiful Kind

I always love when the time comes for The Beau to shave his head again. It’s such a sexy ritual.

I hear the buzzing in the bathroom as he runs the electric shaver over his scalp, and I get this tingly feeling in my crotch.

Then I hear him shower.

I eagerly await for him to emerge from the bathroom.

I drink him up. Along with the shaved head, he’s got this out-of-control goatee, a broken nose, a glint in his steel blue eyes, hairy chest, thick build, and tattoo. He looks all mean and strong and virile and I just want him to rape me.

Everyone talks about their “first time” - losing their virginity - but what about the first time you had an orgasm? Do you remember that?

I do. I was 19 and had masturbated for years before that but never came. I ordered my first sex toy - a simple silver plastic vibrator.

My boyfriend at the time was at a hockey game and I was frustrated. I got out my vibrator and tried it out for the first time.

I was alone, and lying in bed, and just relaxed with it pressed up against my cunt. I remember the amazing delight of the orgasm, it took me by surprise and washed over me. I remember feeling giddy and triumphant. I didn’t fantasize about anything, just felt it physically. And I remember thinking to myself, “Oh my fucking god, I can have these as many times as I want.”

I mean, isn’t that awesome? We pay for a lot of pleasurable things in life, and orgasms are FREE. I have about four a day.

Do you remember your first orgasm? How old were you? What do your orgasms feel like - the waves of an ocean, a lightning bolt, a sneeze?   (I love sneezing, it feels like a platonic orgasm to me.)

Disability fetish, anyone? If so, check out Gimps Gone Wild, a porn site featuring adult models with disabilities.

They’ve got male and female photo sets, and a lot of different disabilities represented, such as spina bifida, amputation, paraplegia, and cerebral palsy. They also have this “flaming letters” effect on the site that I find kindof cheesy. Eh, to each their own.

Their mission statement:

We believe that disabled individuals can be just as sexy as non-disabled individuals. For centuries, disabled individuals have been seen as weak, sickly, vulnerable, non-sexual beings that need care. Fact is, we are independent, feeling, intelligent folks who have the same desires, needs and wants as anyone else.

Check out Billie (thrombocytopenia with absent radius) posing as a construction worker and taking it all off.

Or the Wild Highlander (paraplegia) in a kilt.

I have to say, Para Stud (paraplegia) needs better bedding.

Bear Claw, aka Amp Mechanic (amputee) single-handedly fixes his car.

Play strip poker with Southern Sweets (paraplegia) or see her dressed as a mermaid.

Mistress Maihem (cerebral palsy) is a professional dominatirx and adds whips and chains to her wheelchair.

Moonlight Goddess (osteogenesis imperfecta) has a tramp stamp! And she wants to be home schooled…

Awesome fun stuff.

Femjoy is right! Two completely natural women frolicking around in the lush green outdoors.

Clip 1: So fucking cute and sweet! But um, what’s with the music?? What country do you think they’re from? And which one is named Elvira?

Clip 2: Same exact comments. Only now I know the blonde is Elvira, and that this company is aware of how many foot fetish guys are out there.

OK now I’m hooked - check this one out. Sabina is a little less natural with her fake nails, and all you experts out there - are her tits real? I think they are. I love how she’s perched on a butcher block pouring coffee. Whoever is into nude women pouring coffee will love this one.

I’ll close with this one. She is sooo cute and innocent - all climbing naked into the treehouse and giggling. God I love naked women. Oh wait I am one. Yay! I’m going to go get naked now. But won’t be romping around outdoors today. Brrr. C’mon spring!

(Holy shit, Ornella makes loves to oranges and there’s a close up pussy shot! OK I really have to stop…shit I just found a redhead ha ha this one is funny she’s lounging around naked in an office hallway chatting on a cell phone and it’s boring but then all of a sudden they give you this full-on beaver shot…)

Dear Slut,
I am a very sexual person and have been this way since about age 18. I am Bi, and pretty open about anything sexual. I recently have been super interested in the dom/sub thing and some mild sexual violence. I want to try it, but can’t seem to find the right guy. The guy I am seeing right now is somewhat dominant and we have fun, but how do I explain to him that I won’t be scared if he gets more intense?

I tried to explain this to the last guy I was seeing by saying, no really, it’s ok, I want you to push my limits. But then it was still a disappointment when we had the same old sex, except this time he held my arms above my head, woo woo. It was not the thrill I was hoping for. How can I attract the right dom kind of guy, or how can I bring it out of the guy I am sleeping with currently? Any ideas?
A wannabe sub, lol

Dear Sub,
Yay for you not settling for vanilla sex! It’s not easy finding a guy who can pull off the rough sex - too often the boyfriend types are too squeamish to do it, and the hookup guys are happy to oblige, but the trust factor isn’t there, so the scene is tinged with anxiety and is therefore spoiled.

Here are some random suggestions (some obscene, some appropriate) as well as a sweet shot of The Beau forcing me to suck his cock, god that gets me hot just looking at it:

1. Get drunk. Drinking loosens inhibitions, but only have 2 or 3, you don’t want to get sick.

2. Find an older guy. You need someone who is mature and experienced to dom you.

3. Utilize the fetish checklist - try it out on your current boyfriend, and keep it on hand for future possibilities. Both of you should fill it out. You’ll be able to tell straight away if a person has potential to rough you up. (You know what I really like? Gentlerough - when a strong powerful man holds back a little as he has his way with you - knowing that he could brutalize you but is instead grabbing you by your hair or wrapping his arm around you or pinning you down or putting you where he wants you in this confident, forceful way that is just breathtaking instead of bully-ish.)

4. Turn it into a game. Try getting him to wrestle/horseplay. Challenge him: “Bet you can’t get my jeans off.” Man, what a fun bet.

5. Another way to bring it up with the guy you’re with now is to talk about it out of the bedroom when things aren’t hot and heavy. Tell him you want to see how rough you can take it, and establish a safe word that you can use in case you want activities to halt. That way he can feel safe that you’re in control and will let him know when enough is enough.

Check it out! This is the first Ask The Slut question that is also being answered by The Beau - get the male/dom perspective to this topic here. And remember, I brought out his inner dom — pre-TBK, he treated the ladies with kid gloves. Hell, maybe he still does, I wouldn’t know - I’m no lady!

I asked The Belle if I could be present for the first time she and The Beau kissed.

She said yes.

They had been flirting for a long time, rubbing shoulders, cuddling, but it was never OK for them to actually kiss. The sexual tension between them was palpable. And I was going to witness them finally cross the line.

But it was way more than sexual. They were mentally hungry for each other, they had this strong undercurrent of respect and admiration flowing. The energy was amazing.

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We all lounged around on the bed in the shadowy room. He lay on his back, gazing up at her kneeling beside him. I sat a ways away, intensely observing.

“If you want my shirt off, you’re going to have to take it off yourself,” she told him coyly. FINALLY, the invitation he had been waiting for.

If it had been my hands, they would have trembled as they gently tugged the shirt over her head, but his big hands were steady. She knelt there in her bra, her smooth skin giving off a soft sheeny glow in the dark.

“The bra, too,” she murmured.

He reached up and expertly undid the front clasp, and the shells of her bra fell away, revealing her small, beautiful breasts. They looked virginal.

They gazed into each other’s eyes for a moment, and he reached up to take her by the back of the head, gently pulling her face down to his, her hair tangled in his fingers. Their lips met.

They kissed. It felt like a sacred moment. I held my breath. I had fantasized about the two of them kissing for weeks, and now they were actually doing it. It’s amazing when reality surpasses fantasy.

As they kissed, smiled, kissed, they both kept saying, “I can’t believe I’m finally kissing you.”

It was driving me crazy. They looked so sexy together. They were so into each other, so tender yet passionate. I loved how his arm flexed as he reached up and held her head. I loved how she held him by his jaw. I loved watching his strong hands roam over her soft skin. I loved the delicious sounds they made as their mouths worked in unison, drinking each other in, hearing her little sighs and his ragged breathing.

Finally I couldn’t stand it any longer - I felt like my cunt was going to explode. I huskily ordered them to keep kissing until I had an orgasm. They didn’t mind putting on a show for me. I got out the wand and sat there and masturbated, basking in them…

And um, they don’t know this, but in my head he was her older brother or uncle and she was 15 and had a huge crush on him and they were finally acting on it.

I came in like ten seconds.

Alias: Red
Age: 29
Relationship status: Married and bisexual, with the occasional estrogen-carrying creature thrown into the mix.
Sexual orientation: I love it all.
Favorite physical feature on yourself: The boobies.
Charity you support: Salvation Army. I may not give financially, but I give them my time.
If you could take a class for fun right now, what would you take? A nude art class . . I’d want to be the student, not the model. *rolls eyes*
What do you want to learn/add to what you already know? Politics. I know squat about politics. I don’t even know who the current VP is.
Did you have an imaginary friend growing up? I didn’t have one, nor did I ever want one. I was quite the loner, and that even meant within my imagination!
What is one of the bravest things you have ever done? I left my first husband, while pregnant with our child. He was mean and abusive in every way possible, and even though I still have to see him on a weekly basis, I’m not with him. I’m alive because of that.
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at? (non-sexual): I can throw down in the kitchen. I can make one hell of a meal, whatever you want, I can do.
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at? (sexual): Sucking cock. And balls, too.
How old were you when you lost your virginity? I was 15.
The last time you had sex, and with who: It was with myself. I do that . . a lot. On a daily basis.
Tattoos/piercings: I have three tattoos and several piercings in my ears. Nothing fancy nor exciting to write about!
What type of person are you into? Men. Women. I like tall men, short women, strong lips and a willingness to try anything twice.
What do you fantasize about? What turns you on? Women and women. The curve of her breast. The small of her back. The glistening moisture on her cunt.
Pubic hairstyle: Bald, baby .. bald.
What do your nipples look like? They’re a bit smaller than say .. an M&M, like the end of my pinkie.
What was one of the hottest moments of your life? Leaning against a truck, along a lake, as a man stood behind me and had his way with me. It was hot and exciting and something I’ve wanted to do again and again and again since then .. and yet I haven’t.
Any regrets? No, can’t say that I have any of those.
Why do you think I chose you for YATBK? Because…I’m bitchin’!

So here’s the deal. We’re already getting a ton of questions about the triad thing, so I’m creating this FAQ that will be a work in progress. If you have a question, leave it as a comment, and I’ll add it to the list. We’re learning as we go!

What the hell are you talking about?
A triad is three people dating each other and in a relationship. See this post.

So you’re polyamorous then?
Yes. Right now we’re in a closed triad. We regard ourselves as a family.

Are you swingers?
Not really, though we will tie up a cute sub girl if she begs.

What are your sexual orientations?
He is straight, she is bi, I am bi-furious.

What do you call each other?
We’re going with partners for now.

What is your ranking?
We are all equals.

Aw come on, who is the focal point?
We all play a key part - I think The Beau is critical - if either one of the women weren’t in the picture, I could easily imagine a happy couple, but if The Beau weren’t in the picture, I’m not sure The Belle and I would be a couple on our own. Great friends, sure, but I think we both like having a man in our life.

I was the catalyst for the whole thing - The Beau never would have considered someone who already had a boyfriend, but I was able to see past that. I also encouraged their friendship, and I am the sexual energy source in our dynamic.

And of course without The Belle, we wouldn’t be a triad!

All three of us share an amazing connection - yeah the whole thing is titillating and new, but in some ways it already feels natural and right.

So what about her boyfriend? I’ve kind of always wondered about him. Did he know about what was going on at your house while she was there? Is he nice? A jerk? Does he know what’s going on now?
The Belle broke up with her boyfriend. (See her comment under this post for more details.) He knew what was going on the whole time - they had boundaries in place that were respected and she was open and honest with him. It was OK with him for her to date and be sexual with me while she was still with him, and it was only after she broke up with him that she began dating The Beau. Her ex is a nice guy. He knows about this blog and plans to read it.

How does it work with two doms and a sub?
I always imagined my fantasy triad as being with a younger sub woman who joined my established couple (yep, she’s 25, I’m 35, he’s 40). He is definitely dom, I am definitely sub, and she is a switch - the dom stuff comes naturally for her, and she’s enjoying exploring her inner sub. Makes for lots of great fantasy combinations, and hey we’re always learning and expanding our fetish checklist.

Who sleeps in the middle?
The Belle and I take turns sleeping in the middle - it’s too hot for The Beau. So he just cuddles in the middle.

What size bed do you have?
Queen. Yes it’s a little crowded.

What about alone time? Do you ever get the house to yourself?
I like my alone time, and can have as much of it as I want, I just need to ask. I have the house to myself right now as I type. They, on the other hand, like constant company, which works out great for me, because I can pass on an event and know that I’m not making my partner go solo.

What will your daughter think?
She’s thrilled with the situation. She adores The Belle - not to mention her two kittens and dog.

What will your families think?
My family is fine with it. Not sure how his and her families are going to take it, and which aspect of it will bother them the most - the carpet munching? imagining us doing it? the non-monogamy?

How do we ensure that everyone’s needs are met?
By talking about any feeling that comes up, even if it is awkward or embarrassing.

Will you get married and have rings?
If all goes well we would like to have a commitment ceremony/celebration a year or so from now, with matching rings. One of us will marry The Beau legally for practicality purposes, and we’ll see a lawyer about making the three-way union as legit as possible.

What about kids?
I have my 7-yr-old daughter, but we’d like to have another kid if things work out, sure - The Baby Kind.

For years I’ve dreamed of having a real triad - I wanted a husband and a wife. That way I could fully actualize my bisexuality, which is hugely important to me. I usually only get to be with women sporadically (in fact, that was one of the best parts of swinging - it afforded a steady diet of pussy.) Even better, I could regularly have sex with more than one person I loved at once.

I brought the triad concept up to The Beau when we first started dating last year, and he seemed open to it, despite a solid career of monogamy. Late last year, as we got to know The Belle better, he had an epiphany and suggested that she might be the right person for us to pursue this dream. We all got along so well, and connected on so many levels. At first I wasn’t sold on the idea, but as we kept spending time with her, I fell for her, and by then the thought of the three of us being together seemed too good to be true.

We formally broached the idea with her last month, so she’s had less time than any of us to mull it over. She took a courageous leap and made the decision to leave behind the comfortable life she had in exchange for a life with us. She’s so brave. We’re all brave. If we can make it work, it will be amazing.

The funny thing is, I’m the one who is most used to the idea, but I think I’m having the hardest time adjusting. I was hoping we could start out slow, but circumstances have forced a sudden culmination. (She’s moving in with us one month after she started dating me and the same weekend she started dating him.) In fantasy, a triad sounds like “ohFUN!” In reality, it translates more into “ohFUCK!”

There are SO many intricate issues to consider: What do we call each other? What is our ranking? Who will sleep in the middle? If I want to call my partners to tell them something, who should I call first? If The Beau gets invited to a faculty dinner, which one of us will go with him? What will my daughter think? What will our families think? How do we ensure that everyone’s needs are met?

I’ll answer these questions and more as we figure them out.

Check out this blog by an 18-yr-old college girl discovering sex - it’s so cute how her boyfriend asks for a blow job but she worries that a cock is dirty, so he offers to disinfect his dick with hand sanitizer.

Read “I Had A Penis in My Mouth!” to find out just how badly that stung. And how much of it she fit into her virgin mouth.

Not surprisingly, I’ve had way dirtier things in my mouth than a cock. Hell, all of us have - I’ll bet a McDonald’s hamburger is way filthier.

So cute and naive… sigh.

Remember that post I did a while back announcing that I had a girlfriend? Well, now The Belle is officially The Beau’s girlfriend as well. We’re all dating each other equally. TBK3.

This means that now he can come in and check on us while we’re bathing together and he’s cooking us dinner.

It means we can all kiss. It means I can be dommed by two people at once even more than before. It means that countless fantasies we have all had can become a reality.

It also means I’m going to need to learn how to share even better, because they will be doing things without me. I’ve been intimate with each of them separately, and now they will have a chance to be intimate together, to close the triangle. And of course there will be plenty of opportunities for us to all be intimate together.

Welcome to a new chapter in my life: I’ve had loads of threesomes and casual sex and have dabbled in polyamory, swinging and more, but this is my first actual triad. I feel like a kid in a candy store. No, I feel like Charlie in the Chocolate Factory. I’m overwhelmed with wonder. I’m excited and scared.

I love when The Beau is downstairs practicing his music.

When the lovely classical music floats up through the house, I pretend I am Queen and have live musicians in my court on hand to amuse me.

Now if only I had a midget and a juggler.

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Furry alert! This is just so cute.

XXX Easter

Bunny Bangs Chick

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Dear TBK,

You freak, you. I just wanted to send you a simple message to tell you… you make my dick hard as a rock. I’m heading home and I’m gonna jack off when I get there.

I hope you’re happy - knowing that me and God knows how many other guys, while thinking of your perverted little ramblings, are jacking loads of cum onto their bellies and chests.

You, my dear, are a masturbator’s dream! Stay dirty for us… You rock, lady!

I suppose this is a good time to warn my readers that it’s about to get a lot dirtier/wild around here. I’ve got some big news to tell you. Stay tuned next week.

This one cracks me up:

- omg teacher has huge tits. And she’s cute.
- barfy manicure, bazoomba cleavage
- who turned on the cheesy music? please turn it off, thank you
- man, what a CHEESY setup!
- her voice is annoying
- hot Australian janitor - blue collar wood!
- her facial expressions are supposed to be sexy but they mistranslate into comical
- wearing clothes that tight is not flattering to her figure
- how in the FUCK is it going to transition from fixing the overhead projector to him fucking her??
- oh, she just unzips his work uniform and tells him to shut up.
- he’s wearing a wifebeater! > yum <
- I love how she seduces him right in front of the class
- omfg nice cock
- there she goes with those funny faces again
- nice tongue action, but what’s with the way she pops his cock in and out of her mouth > POP < funny signature move
- the part where the students suddenly notice their teacher is giving the janitor head at the front of the room = hahahahaha
- HA now she’s popping on his small balls
- unleash the mammoth tits already!
- aww, don’t take off the glasses
- what? he’s wearing a condom?! lame! and her pussy is shaved, also lame
- it’s really not worth watching at this point, except you get to see her boobs (they’re nice and squishy and real!) and snicker at the students watching in the background. also, her dirty talk is a little embarrassing.
- the students stop being shocked and just go back to taking their test as she cries out and gets fucked on her desk. too funny.

The other day The Belle and I were reorganizing the bathroom, and The Beau’s colleague, who was visiting for a music rehearsal, asked to use the restroom.

He stood in the doorway, and I turned to answer him and chatted him up.

It was only after I walked out of the bathroom that I realized I was holding an enema and vaginal cream applicator.

I freakin’ love googly eyes. I also love cock.

So I was delighted when a friend showed me this site - Googly Eyes on Cock!!

But hey, they need more pics!

Your weekend assignment:

1. Go to a craft store and pick up some googly eyes.  Giggle as you stand in line, cuz you know what you are going to do with them.
2. Affix googly eyes to the cock of your choice.
3. Take a pic of you or your loved one.
4. Send it in.

I’ll work on getting The Beau to pose. I wonder what it’s like to suck a cock that’s staring at you.

This is an interview with a guy who is into pegging. I so want to try this! Watch your back, Beau…

What does your wife do for a living?
My wife is a senior project manager for a large company.

What do you do for a living?
I am a househusband/homemaker.

Who does the housework?
I do all the housework, cooking, cleaning, etc. I also do all of the more traditional male chores as well, lawn mowing, etc. When my wife and I each had our own apartments mine was always much neater/cleaner than hers. She creates clutter, I hate clutter.

Do you have kids?
My wife and I don’t have kids, I had a vasectomy when I was 29. I knew at a young age I did not want kids, I’m sure my childhood had something to do with that.

What’s an example of how your relationship is different than the average straight couple’s?
The most recent example was on Super Bowl Sunday when my wife invited a female co-worker over to watch the game. I fucking hate football and while they were screaming at the TV like a couple of men while I was listening to music online.

What’s your sex life like?
In the bedroom I’m certainly more sub than dom. I’m totally NOT interested in wearing womans clothes but other than that we’ve taken the bedroom role reversal thing about as far as it can go! You of all people know exactly what that means!

I think I do, but can you spell it out for me?
About a year ago I had seen some porn online with women fucking guys with strap ons. I was very intrigued by it and decided to look into buying one for my wife.

Does your wife have a strapon?
Yes, she has this one.

How often do you do it?
We don’t do it too often yet but have had a few very good sessions. I’d say one out of every five times we have sex.

How did you get into male anal play? Did you explore it by yourself at first?
I had actually fantasized about pegging long before I saw it online. I guess it’s always been in the back of my mind. I’ve had women use fingers on me and always liked it.

How did you bring it up to your wife and what was her reaction?
As you can imagine it was a tough thing to bring up - it took months until the right moment came. She was not only open to it but took to it right away. There’s a blog I like called Dominant Wife. Some of it is much more extreme than we are but I’d say about 50% of it applies. I can see us heading more and more in this direction.

What do you think of homophobes who think male anal play = gay?
Personally I don’t think a man and a woman can do anything together that would be gay. I’m not in the least bit sexually attracted to men which I think is a requirement for being gay. Although a strap on is a phallic thing its attached to a woman who has a pussy, tits, soft skin, etc.

Do you fuck her as well?
I absolutely fuck my wife, thats the best part, we can truly fuck each other!