Name The Dildo!
Filed under: The Big Kind - February 25, 2008 @ 1:00 pmYou helped name my girlfriend, dear readers- now we need a name for our pet dildo. We want to take him out and about town, get some good photo ops. Here he is with his friend the banana.
Should we name him Jesse in honor of Jesse Jane? Or Connie? Coulter? TBK - The Big Kind? Leave your suggestion as a comment, thanks.
February 25th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Big Chief Thunderpecker
February 25th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
The Hot Rod
Transparent Timmy! (South Park Pronunciation)
King Penis
Baconordeath (cuz you can’t beat it, damn you!)
The Girly Goliath
February 25th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
i really like the alliteration going on.
The Big Kind is really awesome.
…but you could call him Teddy. For Teddy Bear since is is nice and big and cuddly..in his own way.
February 25th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
corny: Vlad the impaler
Obscure: Gayle, Crystal
the first thing out of your mouth as it slips in: BRRRRRRRRRR
the lesbian charlie brown character: peppermint patty
uuhhhmmmmm running out of ideas
repeat: Teddy, but refering to Teddy Roosevelts walk softly and carry a BIG stick
Nascar reference: Dale3, cuz it’s the intimidator
80’s reference: the peacemaker
February 26th, 2008 at 6:28 am
These are pretty lame but here we go
The Enforcer
Stretch
Hillary!!!
February 26th, 2008 at 7:22 am
I was just thinking of the photo-ops. I knew a couple who would take their teddy bear with them wherever they went and take pictures of it near tourist landmarks. It was a well traveled bear. I think you otta take “Him” for a ride to the top of the arch, to a baseball game, drinking on the landing, Shaw’s garden (the tulips will be up soon). Or send “Him” out with friends on vacation to the beach or sking. You get the idea. Extra points if you can get strangers to pose with “Him”.
February 26th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Mandingo
February 26th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Big Red
Wild Thing
Wicked Wonder
Just some ideas.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:39 am
The Humpinator?
I like the Big Kind.
February 26th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
The Big Kind is good! We could just call it “Big”–which we already do.
Other ideas:
The Brutal Kind
The Better-cross-your-legs Kind
February 27th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
The Burly Kind
The Bountiful Kind
The Broad Kind
The Bull Kind
The Backbreaking Kind
The Bursting Kind