The Beautiful Kind

I get so excited when something freaks me out, and I found a documentary that totally pulled this off. It’s called Guys & Dolls, and is about men who have relationships with doll women. They’re called “Real Dolls” and are billed as “the world’s finest love doll.”

Here is a link to the full documentary - I highly recommend it. You can order your own Real Doll here.

Here are the notes I took while watching it:

1. I’ll bet my guy wishes I had a removable tongue like these Real Dolls do.
2. Seems like a better deal than a mail order bride - you don’t have to deal with language barriers. Or feelings.
3. The men in this video seem to suffer from Peter Pan sydrome - they never grow up. They latch on to inanimate things since they can’t handle a real relationship. They live with their parents and collect model airplanes, never left home, preserve a dead mother’s room right down to making sure her watch is still keeping the correct time (”Psycho,” anyone?) Thank god these guys have real dolls - they can’t function in society. I’m glad they have found happiness somewhere.
4. A quote from the film: “She just lies there, but if you don’t mind that, then they’re good fun.” So is this like necrophilia, only instead of being with a dead person, you’re with a person who never was alive?
5. One guy basically says that his doll is his security blanket, that he goes out and sees attractive women and considers them unobtainable, but finds comfort in knowing that he has his doll waiting for him at home.
6. It reminds me of the book “The Collector” by John Fowles. Too bad that serial killer didn’t have a Real Doll!
7. One guy says his problem with humans is that the relationships are temporary, that he feels safer getting attached to objects. True, it’s much easier to control the things that surround you than people.
8. One guy says that the reason why he can’t be with real women is that he’s too ugly - bad skin and teeth, too skinny… um Stephen Hawking gets laid for chrissake. He even had an affair with his nurse.
9. One guy compares women to meat.
10. There is one huge advantage to having sex with a doll as one guy points out - no STDs or fear of pregnancy. And you never get lied to again. He said it’s like you’re your own God, you set the scene and don’t have to consider anyone else’s feelings or interests. Nice.
11. He suggested that before you criticize it, you should try it yourself, hanging out with and having sex with a doll. Sure, I’d try it.
12. So cool that we got to go into the doll factory and look around! The woman at the factory said that some men order pregnant real dolls, super hairy dolls, and one guy ordered an 80 year old looking doll. Man it would be way more fun to work in that factory than in say, the Build-A-Bear factory.
13. So why is this a male phenomena? Surely there are lonely immature women out there, too, right? NOTE: There is a documentary I’m still hunting down called “My Fake Baby” about women who adopt real-looking baby dolls.
14. Those dolls do have gorgeous bods, I’ll give them that!
15. One guy pretty much says that he’s a misunderstood superhero, that women just don’t appreciate his special ways.
16. I got a kick out of the guy clothes shopping for his doll - wow, they ARE life size Barbies!
17. I find it ironic that the guy who wants the more expensive wigs so that the hair looks more realistic because the “more realistic the girl is, the better the sex is” has the dolls with the fake porn star look - the hugest tits and tiniest waists.
18. Would I be with a guy who has one of these real dolls? Sure, as long as my needs were met. Would I be with a guy who had eight of these dolls stashed all over the house like one guy in the film did? Um no, that’s a little too John Wayne Gacy for me.
19. When a guy’s doll has to go away for a few weeks for repair, he says, “We will miss each other.” That is so sweet/cute - I like pretending my sock monkeys are real and that they have personalities. Only I don’t want to fuck them.
20. The doll repairmen mutters, “I’m running out of vaginas.” HAHAHAHA
21. I like how all the dolls have a hook in the back of their neck. The shots of the dolls being suspended, their feet dangling - very dead meat-like.
22. There should be a movie called “Mike and the Eight Dolls,” a remake of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.” Except in this one the dwarves are whores.
23. So….HOW often do you clean these gals?
24. These guys were super brave and it was very good of them to open their lives up to us see we could spy on their lives. Fabulous.

The bottom line is that they are not hurting anyone, and they are as happy as they can be given their circumstances, and that’s good. But it still blows my mind - YESSSS!