The Beautiful Kind

This is a couple who has been searching in vain for the right woman to join them in the bedroom - online, in bars, you name it. What’s more, they’ve come close with a few, but each time something made it not right (like she was a mental case or into it for the wrong reasons.) They want to find the holy grail, also known as a “unicorn” in the swinging community - an available, emotionally stable, hot bi-female.

Name: Ted & Lucy, 45 and 38, male/female couple (the female of the couple filled this out)
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: both
What are you looking for as a couple? We’ve been on a quest to find that one beautiful bi-girl. You know the one. She’s sexy, open minded, knows who she is, who she is becoming, and isn’t afraid of ‘the couple next door’.
Last time you got laid: The last time I got laid was with my husband, about 12 hours ago. Last time I got laid by a woman… I can’t remember back that far.
Fashion sense: On the weekends you’ll find me in jeans, a t-shirt, and a pair of Birks or my Chuck Taylor’s.
Do you drink? Yes. I’m a beer snob and enjoy hearty, dark beers. I also like red wine.
Addicted to anything? Does my addiction to Trader Joe’s count?
Hobbies: Listening to live music, kayaking, hiking, camping, travel, film, photography, vintage erotica (reading/observing).
Places you hang out: Eclectic bars/restaurants (this includes dive bars), in the woods, at home.
How many people (of your target gender) do you currently know that you would like to fuck? What are the obstacles with each one (why aren’t you fucking them?) Currently, there are two. Obstacle with girl one - She’s not available to join another couple. Obstacle with girl two - I’m not sure she’s into guys and because she’s a friend of ours, I’m a little worried about freaking her out by propositioning her and wouldn’t want to lose her as a friend.
What do you like to eat? Pussy. OK, I guess that’s obvious. I try to eat healthy and organic.
What kind of porn do you like? FF, FMF, MFM, MM, fetish (BDSM), vintage.
What’s your fetish? What turns you on? BDSM. I enjoy being dominated by men (and can be quite the slutty little sub), and would love an opportunity to dom another woman.
On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate yourself when it comes to physical appearance (1 is hideous, 10 is model)? 8
Using that same scale, what’s the minimum number you expect your partner to be? Honestly, a physical attraction is important, but not as important as a true connection with another human. I certainly would want someone who takes care of themselves (bathes, in reasonable shape, could keep up with me on a trail).
One word to describe your voice: Sultry.
Religion: Religious people frighten me, spiritual people inspire me.
Charity you would give money to: Leave No Trace Outdoor Ethics, Amnesty International, Habitat for Humanity
Political affiliation: Bleeding heart liberal.
Music you listen to: I listen to almost everything but if I had to choose my top 5: Americana, bluegrass, conscious hip hop, down-tempo, funk.
Movies you have loved: The Secretary, Lost in Translation, Paradise Now, The Piano Teacher, Romance, A Snake of June, Holy Smoke
Person you respect/admire: Anais Nin
Past relationship history (how many serious relationships have you had, are you divorced, how many times have you been in love): I’m currently married to my second husband and would say this is the most serious relationship of my life.
How many times have I been in love? Millions.
Weird habit: I surf CraigsList personals for pictures of cocks, ass, and pussy. I enjoy the rawness of these amateur photos.

The Beautiful Kind’s verdict: Well, I’m glad to say this WAINGL has a happy ending. I received this questionnaire over a month ago, and The Beautiful Kind played matchmaker and introduced a future YATBK to this lovely couple, and they hit it off! I got to hear all about it, too - hot stuff!! I think it’s so interesting that the male in this couple is halfway through his life, and got to sleep with two women at once for the first time. What a beautiful thing. Yes, I feel like a miracle worker. No, I doubt I can pull it off for you. My advice for couples looking for an MFF - start a sex blog. It’s a pussy magnet.