The Beautiful Kind

Alias: Sadie
Age: 31
Relationship status: Married
Sexual orientation: Bi-sexual. I mostly like girls, but I’m married to a man. He never seemed to be bothered by my preference.
Favorite physical feature on yourself: There is this tiny little spot right between the top of my head and the bottom of my foot that is so effing adorable that I can hardly stand it… Actually, I have a hard time deciding whether I like my tits or my tiny waist in relation to my curvy hips better. I also like my teeth and the color of my eyes. Your readers are going to think I’m the most narcissistic bitch you know.
Beauty tip: Self tanner. It comes in so many colors and brands that there is one out there for everyone (read: one that won’t turn you orange or too dark). It hides scars, marks, bumps, lumps, and the fact that you live in a cold weather climate and can’t afford island vacations.
Charity you support: American Cancer Society, The Humane Society of The United States, and my local bartenders.
If you could take a class for fun right now, what would you take? Anything having to do with math or statistics. Seriously. I’m a total geek. I’m also kinda sorta looking into Doctorate programs in my area. I would like to get a Ph. D in English Literature, but I probably won’t start for another ten years.
What do you want to learn/add to what you already know? I wish I was better at keeping abreast with what is going on in the world, especially within our own political system. It unnerves me so I tend to block it out and do what I can to improve the lives of people that I have the power to help. I’m trying to save the world one person at a time, but it is happening at the expense of my global ignorance.
Did you have an imaginary friend growing up? I didn’t, but I tried. I even lied about having one because all the cool kids did.
What is one of the bravest things you have ever done? Began therapy. My brain can be a scary place.
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at? (non-sexual): Empathizing with and helping others.
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at? (sexual): I work hard to keep a strong, tight pussy. My girl could double as Chinese fingercuffs in a pinch. I’m also pretty good at blowjobs, too bad I have TMJ.
How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16, but I only had sex once and I didn’t do it again until I was 18. With my now-husband, who was only meant to be a casual sex partner at the time.
The last time you had sex, and with who: This morning, in the shower, with myself. The husband worked sixteen hours last night and I wanted to let him sleep. Plus it was so warm in the shower that I didn’t want to get out because my house is freezing. A girl can only lather, rinse, and repeat so many times before she gets bored.
Tattoos/piercings: Three piercings in each ear, one little tattoo on the side of my right thigh near my hip, and a gorgeous sailor-esque “Mother” tattoo on the back of my right calf.
What type of person are you into? I’m into confident people who have some sort of passion about something. It almost doesn’t matter what, as long as it’s there. Double points if the passion has something to do with animals, people, or the environment. And you have to smell nice. Not necessarily like product, but nice.
What do you fantasize about? What turns you on? Threesomes, foursomes, maybe-even-moresomes, light bondage, oral sex (giving, not so much receiving), and sex in public.
Pubic hairstyle: cleanly cropped, with some left intact so I don’t look pre-pubescent. Totally bald is really creepy to me. Nobody’s vagina is so pretty that we should see it hairless. Kinda like that time Geraldo Rivera shaved his moustache.
What do your nipples look like? They are about the size of fifty cent pieces, and a corally pink color. When they get hard they shrink to about the size of quarter.
What was one of the hottest moments of your life? I was in a giant orgy with beautiful people. I can’t tell you how many people were there, maybe ten? A dozen? There was so much touching and sucking and fucking and reckless abandon that it was hard to keep count.
Any regrets? Regrets of omission maybe, I tend to be lazy and miss out on some really crazy stuff.
Why do you think I chose you for YATBK? I think you were secretly curious about the girl behind the mommy blog.