What’s Right With This Picture?
Filed under: Deserving - February 20, 2008 @ 1:00 pmDo you know what I like about this Hollywood picture of Diablo Cody, screenwriter of Juno and former stripper?

HER SHOES. She’s not wearing stupid silver strappy flimsy stiletto high heels.

That’s right - if a bear or rapist chases her, she has a fighting chance. Proof she’s a former stripper - no one in their right mind who is forced to wear high heels for their job will ever wear them again. Stupid high heels.
February 21st, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Only a woman and Forrest Gump will notice her shoes