Fun With A Strap On
Filed under: The Big Kind - February 13, 2008 @ 1:00 pmOK so I haven’t actually worn the strap on or been fucked with it yet, but I have been having a different kind of fun with it. This thing is stupid huge. Here, let me show you a few size comparisons.
Dildo next to a princess pez dispenser.
Dildo next to a banana.
Dildo next to a 4 lb. bag of sugar.
Dildo next to a metronome (correct me if I’m wrong, but I think this is the first picture on the internet of a dildo with a metronome.)
Dildo next to beer.
Dildo next to succulent cactus.
February 13th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
At the sight of that mighty apparatus I heard what I believe was a squeal of envious delight from my asshole. So jealous of your next victim!
February 13th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
i don’t think it looks too scary next to that bottle of beer. in fact, pumpkin ale is much scarier than that mammoth cock.
February 13th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Pumpkin Ale in February is definitely scary - that was SO last fall!
February 13th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Would I hurt you if I fucked you with that? Something tells me I would.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Sadly, I have taken another route. In a Googlewhack kinda way (if you don’t know what that is, look it up, ou’ll have something new to obsess over and a great bit of comedy to download) I checked if you were in fact the only website with Dildo and Metronome on the same page.
Results 1 - 20 of about 2,750 English and French and German and Italian pages for dildo metronome.
Not even close.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Stone - No no, do an IMAGE search for it. No doubt the Europeans are way ahead of us on this one.
Belle - I don’t think you would hurt me if you fucked me with that. I’ve given birth after all (now THAT hurt), and I’ve been pestering you about that fist of yours for quite a while now.
I would have to be pretty turned on though. You can wear a latex glove when you do it so it’s more like a medical procedure if you feel like role playing. Speaking of, your medical equipment is at my house. !!
February 13th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
You should try Turbinado or raw sugar, its really tasty. Oh and, Holy Fuck thats a huge schlong!
February 13th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
does that thing deflate??
February 14th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
moonbeam: It does not deflate.
It is ridiculously huge in person though - when i tried it I was wincing in pain and my boyfriend felt so bad (though I was going to take the challenge, dammit) that he took it out and we tried a different toy on me instead.
February 14th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Dor: I’m a big fan of raw sugar.
Everyone: If you’re turned on and into it enough, you can fit A LOT into a vagina. It’s like a clown car.
February 14th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Hmm, I wonder how many clown penises would fit into a vagina.
February 14th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Who wants a down penis?! No thank you!
February 14th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Oh wait you said CLOWN penises. Oops.
Well I don’t like clowns either. Clowns are creepy.
February 18th, 2008 at 9:08 am
I never thought about how much the letters c and l together look like a d, till now!
February 18th, 2008 at 10:06 am
How about the letters L and I looking like a U?
FLICK
In some fonts, and from a distance, I’ve seen this be a very funny word.
Movie marquees that say, “GREAT FLICK!” are my favorite and I always wonder if they are doing it on purpose.