The Beautiful Kind

I was over at my galpal’s place the other night, and I asked her, “Hey, did you use that strap on you got for your birthday yet?”

She said coyly, “No, I’m waiting to use it with you.”

“Aw that is so sweet! Say, didn’t you already have a strap on?” I asked her.

“Yes, I got it as a gift, but it turned out to be WAY too big - no way was I going to use it!”

Hmm, that sounded intriguing. “Can I see this monster?”

She rummaged in her bedside table drawer and pulled out this giant red jelly swirl dildo with a harness. “It’s the Jesse Jane model,” she explained.

“Wow, you weren’t kidding,” I said when I laid eyes on it. I weighed its heft in my hand. “Why the fuck would Jesse allow such a thing?!” I marveled. “I mean, the length, fine, but the girth? Talk about a ridiculous pussy stretcher! So…if you’re not going to use it, can I have it?”

“Sure!” she agreed happily. “I want it to have a good home.”

“Oh I’ll give it plenty of attention,” I assured her.

I left her apartment with it slung over my shoulder. I can’t wait to play with it!