Jesse Jane is SUCH A Whore
Filed under: Eros - February 11, 2008 @ 1:00 pmOK so before you think I’m slamming her, I’m not. At least, not for being a whore (my definition of whore: someone who exchanges sexual acts for money or other forms of payment).
Jesse Jane is a popular American porn star. Here is her website. She cleans up nice, doesn’t she? She looks a lot like my baby sister. She has a 7 year old son. She’s a tomboy. She claims to be bisexual on and off screen. She starred in the priciest, fanciest porn film to date, Pirates. Pirates 2 will be coming out later this year.
Here is my biggest problem with Jesse Jane:
I dunno, they look like they hurt, like they’re infected or something. I heard she had them redone, I wonder if this picture shows the before or after results.
And I have to say, that Playboy tattoo is a bit predictable. Although it would be fine if she were paid several thousand dollars to be branded with the Playboy logo and used as live advertising. I can see the execs discussing it now:
“So where should we place this logo on Jesse? We need to make sure it gets maximum visibility.”
“How about her forehead?”
“Nooo… How about right by her crotch?”
“Perfect!”
February 11th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I agree. Her girls look painful.
Your blog is awesome! I’m off to print off the BDSM Fetish Kink Checklist!
February 11th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
At first glance, I thought you had made an exception to your non-binding rule against showing nudity on the site. However: Plastic face/smile + cheesy bleached hair + those ridiculous pseudo tits + one of the most cliche tattoos imaginable = A picture so not sexy that I don’t think this even qualifies as nudity.
I don’t think I could get an erection for THAT if she was on her knees in front of me and begging to suck my cock. I would love to see some comments explaining why she makes so much money. Do any of you guys find this picture exciting? Why? I really want to understand why the porn industry can sell films featuring these artificial-looking actresses.
February 11th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Man Beau Kind you said it! I stopped watching porn a long time ago because its so hard to find any without chicks like this. European porn usually features much more real women with naturally big boobs. If I can see bones poking through every square inch of a woman’s body, its not hot! I must admit I prefer my women a bit larger than some. Its very sad to me that this has become a standard of beauty to so many. Maybe its a reflection of how fucking fake everything is becoming, including people! Fake Plastic Trees!!!
She looks like the real thing
She tastes like the real thing
My fake plastic love
February 11th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
They look like boils or something you drain off a malaria patient.
February 11th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
I want to cut them off with a pair of hedge shears and then use them as mooring bouys.
February 12th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
I really do hope these are the before picture! I would be PISSED if my plastic surgeon did that to me. I would insist on a re-do or my money back so I could have them done right by someone else. I have never seen fake boobs look that awful.