Junk Mail Jesus
Filed under: Heebie Jeebies - February 8, 2008 @ 1:00 pmIt may shock some of you, but I prayed the other day. I had one more abortion aftercare sheet lying around from my abortion I wanted to send to some junk mail solicitor, and as I checked the mailbox, I prayed for a realllly good piece of junk mail. You know, something better than an insurance pitch or pre-approved credit card application.
My prayer was answered.
This what was in my box.

I sent them this:

* Be sure and check out the makeover my daughter gave Jesus on the Kiddo page of this blog.
February 8th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
I got one of those too. I thought about sending them one of my student loan bills.
February 9th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
I never thought of sending junkmail around. That sounds like fun! Receycle - Reuse! My kinda thing! Maybe some penis extension mail / Viagra stuff…
February 14th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
I received one of those too. Went right into the trash!