The Beautiful Kind

I was talking to my mom the other day and she told me she noticed I had seemed withdrawn lately. Thinking nothing of it, I said, “Well I’ve just been a little overwhelmed.”

Finally she mustered up the courage to broach what was on her mind. “I just want to make sure you’re not in an abusive relationship.”

HAHAHAHHAHA

I assured her, “Oh no Mom, he only hits me when I ask him to.”

She thought I was joking. Eh, better not show her this pic.

But wait, there’s more. They came over last weekend and he greeted them wearing a wifebeater shirt. Seriously, it’s a laugh a minute around here.