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Rocketbook Pocketbook!

Filed under: Deserving - January 31, 2008 @ 1:00 pm

I have a huge thing for crafty women. I feel like an old man pervert when I go to those indie craft shows because I ogle the chicks who make all the pretty light switch plates, jewelry, and sock monkeys. They’re always quirky and wear glasses and are cute and sweet. And talented, too!

Just LOOK at this clever purse a local crafter made:

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She claims my blog inspired her, and I’ll go ahead and take the credit, thank you. So what would you call a purse like this? An undie clutch? Bloomer bag? Tighty whitey tote? (this is the best thing to do with tighty whiteys, by the way - men certainly shouldn’t wear them, although they might look cute on a girl with a wifebeater.)

My fav name is one the crafter herself came up with - Rocketbook Pocketbook. And I HAVE a Pocket Rocket to tuck inside! The best part of the clutch is that there’s a little peep hole in the front with a button closure so you can stash little treasures there. Yep, this is a great bag to stash your junk.

You can find these (and all the hot crafty women) at the Indie Valentine show Saturday night.

Oh wow, someone just sent me this video - HOW TIMELY!

4 Comments to “Rocketbook Pocketbook!”

  1. Dor Says:

    Notice she didnt eat any of the cereal she poured in the bowl, she should eat at least a couple of pieces.

  2. The Monk Says:

    Ah, the things you can get away with on German TV.

  3. CapnMarrrrk Says:

    Here is a clever knitted vagina suit (found by my wife),http://knitterrooney.blogspot.com/2007/08/yarngina-monologue.html I swear knitters crack me up! She just knit me a new skull cap which I’m wearing right now.

  4. Dan and Jennifer Says:

    That video was deeply troubling; I may well need therapy to recover.

    Dan

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