The Beautiful Kind

Alias: The Buffy Kind
Age: 28
Relationship status: Monogamously Married
Sexual orientation: Straight; Faux Lesbian Tendencies with friends (i.e., silly dry humping/boob grabbing….don’t we all, though?)
Favorite physical feature on yourself: My butt. It may get bigger, but it doesn’t get sag or lose it’s shape. I appreciate that.
Beauty tip: Stop fucking caring about beauty so damn much. People may be attracted to you because of your beauty, but they’ll never *like* you for it.
Charity you support: Susan G. Komen, since my mom just got boobie cancer. I will probably get it one day, so since I mostly care about myself, I’m all for finding a cure.
If you could take a class for fun right now, what would you take? Sharpshooting, just in case the revolution ever comes and I need to take up arms for the Great Blue North.
What do you want to learn/add to what you already know? What happens to you when you die. I have my own theories, but I want to know for sure.
What is one of the bravest things you have ever done? My dad says that when my sister and I were little, we were at my grandparents farm and a cow started stampeding towards my sister. I stepped in front of her and stuck my arms up in the air. My dad was running toward us, but before he got there, the cow apparently saw the “Don’t step to this, motherfucker!” look in my eyes and just stopped. So I saved my sister’s life. I don’t remember any of this, but I think it’s pretty BAD ASS for an 8 year old.
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at? (non-sexual): Fearlessly dancing like a complete and utter spastic freak
Special skill/talent, what are you really good at? (sexual): Necking
The last time you had sex, and with who: Husband, three days ago. I know, your readers will be scandalized.
Tattoos/piercings: The standard late 90’s, ear cartilage piercing. I can’t take it out, it’s one of the last vestiges of my youth.
What type of person are you into? Someone I can be all sides of myself with
What do you fantasize about? Ripping out Dick Cheney’s still-beating heart with my bare hands
Pubic hairstyle: Razor burn
What do your nipples look like? Pink, average. I’ve had friends tell me they’re pretty good, as far as nips go.
What was one of the hottest moments of your life? <link here to fart in shower, ejaculate on face story>
Any regrets? Good grief, where do I start? I majored in journalism in college, I didn’t wear bikinis and tight clothes EVERY DAY back when I was 115 lbs. because I thought I was fat, I never dated anyone insanely rich just for his money, and I had my wedding in a Catholic Church. I am the queen of bad choices.
Why do you think I chose you for YATBK? Desperation.