Psycho Men
Filed under: Eros - January 15, 2008 @ 6:00 am
It’s great to date a mental case. At least for the first couple months. They are super passionate and daring. The New Relationship Energy is amazing. The sex is fucking intense. But make sure and get the hell out before they turn Mr. Hyde on you.
Here is a good example. This is a note from a guy I had a fling with a few years ago:
we need a room for a day or two
no, we need a lifetime together
i would marry you
i would love you for the rest of my life
i love you TBK
its crazy good
and crazy bad
i wish i could show you everyday
do stuff for you
go to the grocery store if you need something
anything
cook for you
cook with you
read with you
play music and slow dance together in our living room
i would never ever cut you down
learn
life
with you
my soulmate
Here is a note from the same guy, one month later:
fuckity fuck fuck
i want to be over you so bad
i hate your guts
i just got to get away
your sick and so am i
but soon i will get away from you
and forget all about you
i regret everything
i think about your death all the time
if i could puke on you i would
dont you worry i will be over you soon
im not yet obviously
but i will be
i imagine you dead
and me peeing on your grave
fuck you
This is a guy who fucked me on his lunch hour, on his washing machine, right after we went out and picked his girlfriend’s engagement ring together.
Have you ever dated a psycho?
January 15th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Two. One turned out to have an actual disassociative personality disorder. The other one was just lovey-dovey in slightly terrifying ways and had a sexual appetite that would’ve made TBK blush.
January 16th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Yes, but she may be reading your blog, and I’m still scared!
January 16th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
crazy people love to fuck…
January 16th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I’m so pleased you shared this. But I don’t think you can say you’ve dated a real psycho until you’ve had the Missouri Corrections Dept. Offender Information website in your browser bookmarks.
January 25th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Don’t flatter yourself, Dandy Gent.