The Beautiful Kind

This week we feature a virgin from Illinois. (I’m actually surprised at how many adult virgins read this blog.)

Name: JB, Male, 22
Do you want to fuck men, women, or both: Women
Last time you got laid: Never
Your living arrangement: Moved in with my mom for a month before I move to London, however I lived in the dorms for three years.
Job situation: Student, I am a Jr. at University, and I love it.
Fashion sense: Cargo pants (khaki or light brown), and various button up shirts along with a plain polo every now and then. I refuse for the most part to wear any thing that is branded with a logo so that kind of restricts my options on clothes.
Do you floss regularly? Every other day or so.
Do you drink? No
Do you smoke? No
Addicted to anything? No
Hobbies: Biking, metal working (i make jewelery and do some blacksmithing). I also make hardwood paddles for a some people I know who are into S&M.
Do you exercise regularly? I ride a bike 30-40 miles a week.
Places you hang out: Mostly friends houses and the cafe I go to for Arabic lessons.
What kind of porn do you like? All kinds, however most of my collection is BBW, S&M, and amateur. Not necessarily in that order.
What’s your fetish? What turns you on? Overall I like women - all shapes and sizes excite me greatly, however I tend to be most attracted to bigger girls (180-215 lbs) who are intelligent and not afraid to speak their mind. I also tend to be far more attracted to personality than looks. As for a fetish, I enjoy a little mild pain now and then.
Are you dom or sub? I am fairly sure I am a sub, but I also think I could be a dom in certain situations also.
On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate yourself when it comes to physical appearance (1 is hideous, 10 is model)? 4-5, I am overweight but not ugly.
Using that same scale, what’s the minimum number you expect your partner to be? 3-4, however like I said, I would very well go lower if the personality was right.
Last place you went on vacation: Pensacola, Florida and on the way home I drove one of my best friends to Augusta GA to see her husband and got to video tape said couple in a threesome with his Korean roommate.
Religion: Atheist
Charity you would give money to: UNICEF and the ACLU.
Music you listen to: Humm I listen mostly to NPR, but on the occasion I do listen to music it is old rock or jazz.
Person you respect/admire: Anyone who is willing to speak truth to power…. so I guess you get Nelson Mandela, Gandhi, and a slew of others.
Past relationship history (how many serious relationships have you had, how many times have you been in love): None. I have loved two girls in my life and both of them have ended up as friends rather than lovers. Being the fool that I am, I chased after the first one through high school, and the second for the last four years off and on. After pulling my head out of my ass I decided to get back in the game a year or so ago.
Any physical issues: I am overweight but still in OK shape for being 5′9′ and 250-60 pounds
What would you do if you found a wallet with money in it? I would attempt to find the owner and return it. In the absence of that I would shred the contents other than the money and donate that to one of the aforementioned organizations. I am a firm believer in karma, and believe that you get what you give.
Weird habit: I tend to draw things out a little more than necessary sometimes, as you can tell from my answers. Beyond that I whistle sometimes when walking long distances. Oh yeah and I collect porn but I guess that comes with being an almost 23 year old virgin….

The Beautiful Kind’s verdict: Well, JB, you are an odd one, and how cool is your life! You’re a student, about to move to London, you make paddles as a hobby, you’re learning how to speak Arabic, and on your last road trip you filmed a threesome?! (Say, when you move, ditch the childish initials-as-a-name thing and go by your first name instead. A woman is way more likely to sleep with a “John” or “James” than a “JB.”)

Thanks for sending along your pic so I could get a look at you. You are handsome, love the glasses. You get major points for refusing to wear logos (why be some corporate fucks billboard?) and flossing regularly. Thank goodness you’ve learned your lesson and won’t be squandering energy on unrequited love anymore. And it’s great that you are interested in bigger women. Surely there are plenty of sassy fat girls in England. And I’m so impressed with your attitude about the right personality trumping looks in your book. Sounds to me like you want some brilliant big girl who will use and abuse you.

I’ve seen tons of women like that on Craigslist/Casual Encounters, and they always get passed over by all the dudes I know because they are “too big” for their taste. So why aren’t you snatching them up? You could have one for every day of the week if you wanted. OK I’m guessing they’re not the smartest group of people, but you could have a wild fling right before you leave the country.

Take a look, and why don’t YOU place an ad on CL? Something like, “22 yr old student, handsome, 250 lbs. about to move to London for a few months, looking for one last fling with a sassy all-American BBW before I go” or hell, mention that you want to lose the virginity in order to travel lighter, I’ll bet that would go over big.

If you can take care of that here, your mojo will be jacked up for the trip, and the British birds will sense that and will be gobbling you up like fish n’ chips.

Why aren’t you getting laid? Request a questionnaire and I’ll tell you. love [at] thebeautifulkind . com