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How To Make It Look Like You Have A Tiny Penis

Filed under: Heebie Jeebies - January 8, 2008 @ 8:31 pm

OK here’s something to lighten the mood a bit. My friend showed me this trick that works well for parties and grade school functions.

Take a pen and draw on your finger, like so.

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Stick finger in pants, like so.

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Wait, no, more like this, use knuckle.

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Ahhh, yes. Now that’s a tadger to be proud of.

5 Comments to “How To Make It Look Like You Have A Tiny Penis”

  1. Ziztur Says:

    That was so great when these pictures ended up on my computer. I was like WTF is up with these penis pictures!? Now I know.

  2. Strahil Says:

    Do you have a trick for the opposite?:D

  3. The Beautiful Kind Says:

    Here is how to make it seem like you have a huge cock: Turn off the lights and say, “Do you want it, baby?” Hopefully, he or she will say yes. Then give them your arm.

  4. the finger man Says:

    That penis looks amazing. And really big too! I am truly jealous of this guy!

  5. The Finger Man Can Says:

    I know the finger man personally and I am here to tell you that he is very big in the pants. One more thing FUCK AK!!!!

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