Quote of the Day (Mom Style)
Filed under: Fambly - December 21, 2007 @ 8:02 pm“He keeps seeing Santa Claus through his icicles.”
- my mom, talking about my dad, who she thinks is her dad, cuz she always goes nuts around the holidays.
Once she threw the Christmas tree out the window.
One year she threw an exercise machine on the tree.
One time she stepped on a pine needle and was still ripping her foot apart in March trying to extract it.