A Plug For Butt Plugs
Filed under: Sex Toy Box - December 16, 2007 @ 8:11 am
At the Festivus party Friday night, a wagering man did a card trick with me and told me if he wasn’t able to call out the card I picked, he would buy me a glass butt plug. Good boy to read my blog! Even though I was drunk, he fucked up the card trick and I won the bet.
I was understandably smug about winning and told him it would be the most beautiful thing he ever spent $60 on. He gulped at the price and looked a bit down, as he was clearly a poor student, possibly cougar material.
I said, “Will it make you feel better to watch me use it?”
That perked him up and he said, “Well yes, that would take some of the sting out of it.”
My guy stepped in and said, “That’s not gonna happen.”
I bitched, “You’re so territorial!” though secretly I was a bit pleased at my dom calling the shots. “Fine, then you have to buy it for me.” And dom daddy agreed! YESSS!
Here’s the glass plug I want. I’ll be sure and blog about its welcome home party.
OH and I almost forgot the best part - a couple people at the party seemed amazed at the concept of a butt plug and didn’t know what they were good for. An older guy in particular was giving me the third degree about it, practically boring holes in my skull with his feverish gaze (and I’ll bet he totally checked out my ass) and I was right in the middle of filling him in (so to speak) when the party host walked up and said, “You do realize you’re discussing butt plugs with my dad, don’t you?”
That didn’t phase me - dads are such perverts. I told him butt plugs were often associated with sub activity, and that there were lots of sensitive nerve endings in the anus and that it provided a super intense feeling, and that if you wore one while getting fucked, it made the experience different, made you feel more filled up and tightened up/changed the shape of your pussy for your partner. And I didn’t even get to the part about a guy wearing a plug while fucking or jacking off - THEY have the prostate gland that can be stimulated and can make an orgasm 100 x better.
December 16th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
And I am ever so glad you continued your conversation with my dad without batting an eyelash. My sister called me the next day (she is young and still lives with them) and said, “Dad told me he and mom crashed your atheist party and some women there was talking about butt plugs. They are both obsessing over butt plugs right now”
My family is so much fun.
December 17th, 2007 at 1:24 am
I had no idea butt plugs were so expensive. Had I known they were 60 bucks a pop, I’d have bet you for something else. I thought they were in the 30 dollar range. But in the end, I am a man of my word( or at least I try to be) and I lost the bet. So if your man gets you the butt plug instead of me, we will just have to find something for me to get you too.
December 17th, 2007 at 6:37 am
Aw, Clowny, that is sweet of you.
GLASS butt plugs are that expensive. Others are not so much - I got a small/med/large set of three for $20. http://www.extremerestraints.com/anal-trainer-kit_801.html
But now I’m ready to have some class in my ass, hence the glass.
And hey just be glad we didn’t bet on The Cone - that’s $130.
December 17th, 2007 at 8:25 am
Couldn’t agree more. Best BJ I ever got was when my gf “decided” to use one on me. Now it’s something to look forward to.
Have you convinced your guy to try it yet?
December 17th, 2007 at 8:30 am
He’s willing, but we haven’t gotten around to it yet. I call dibs on the new plug! hee
December 17th, 2007 at 8:31 am
update: Strahil told me he saw The Cone on Amazon for $100. Sweet!