HA HA HA
Filed under: Vexed - December 15, 2007 @ 8:36 amYou know how junk mail comes with those postage paid envelopes? Usually I just mail them back empty or with other junk mail stuffed in it. Well I have an even better idea now. I’ve been sending them my fact sheets from Planned Parenthood on CARING FOR YOURSELF AFTER AN ABORTION, as well as those dumb holiday letters reviewing the year that friends and family send with their Christmas cards.
My aunt sent a really good one that I passed on to some bogus housing title company. An excerpt:
While I’ve had a rough past year, I survived and am feeling quite victorious and am truly looking forward to a great 2008! If nothing else, this year has helped strengthen my faith in God and taught me to trust in being patient about accepting His plan for my life.
As you probably know, Steve and I were married in June 2006 and we had a wonderful first year of marriage. It was very odd, but right at the time of our 1st year anniversary, I began to realize that I had made a mistake in getting married. I suppose we’ll be filing for divorce sometime next Spring…
Sheesh, doesn’t she know you’re not supposed to send these letters out when you’ve had a bad year?!
I’ll bet given the choice, the junk mail people would prefer to receive the abortion care fact sheet over my aunt’s holiday letter.
December 15th, 2007 at 11:45 am
Ha! I usually stuff junk mail back in the junk mail envelopes too! I get weekly mail from Chase credit card co.
I think maybe I will start sending them the “20 questions you should ask yourself about the bible” flier one of my athiest friends made.
December 16th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Poor Aunt Borla. What a difficult (and annoying and dumb) life she has been leading. Sorry–I’m still bitter about the time she told me I ruined Thanksgiving. Ha!
December 18th, 2007 at 12:29 pm
ZIZTUR! Please send to TBK so she can forward this item onto me: “20 questions you should ask yourself about the bibleâ€Â