Two For One Special
Filed under: Heebie Jeebies - December 12, 2007 @ 6:27 am
All this talk of abortion reminds me of a girl I dated years ago who was fucking around with two guys and got pregnant.
She told both of them about it and they both gave her money for an abortion.
She got the abortion.
AND a new stereo.
The real kicker is she claimed to have two uteri!
December 12th, 2007 at 7:15 am
I once discovered that I was one of three guys who had agreed to pay half of the cost of my girlfriend’s abortion.
December 12th, 2007 at 10:00 am
Oh… My…
I have a “friend” who also claims to have two uteri. And two cervices. She was sorta a pathological liar about everything. She never got a stereo out of it though.
December 13th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Roger - I’ll bet that didn’t sit well with you at the time, but I hope you’re laughing about it now. I mean, wow, abortion for fun and profit? Enterprising!