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Pregnant Sluts

Filed under: Fetish Parade - December 6, 2007 @ 7:00 am

preggo-slut.jpgI have to say I’ve been amazed at the comments I’ve received on yesterday’s post. I wasn’t sure what to expect, but I wouldn’t have been surprised to catch a few hateful diatribes that would have shriveled any fragile fetus. Instead, I got intelligence, support, and rational reasoning. And y’all are fucking funny, too! Um, wow.

One thing I totally agree on is that pregnant women are sexy goddesses, and nothing is more feminine, ripe, and curvy than a pregnant woman in her third trimester.

belladonna-pregnant.jpgBut what’s with pregnant sluts and that whole fetish? I know two guys who are into it. It’s definitely taboo. I sure as hell didn’t feel very sexy at that stage, so I gotta hand it to people like Belladonna who shot porn while preggo, and this whore ad I saw on Craigslist earlier this year:

Pregnant is better, you should find out why
You’ll never know unless you try it.
Im 5′8,148lbs and 6 1/2 mo along so if
your interested ill send contact info and pics to you..

pregnant-slut.jpgOne good thing about having a baby or two is that your body changes and you can become more orgasmic after giving birth. Sure there’s the healing period (it took me a YEAR to recover down there, thanks to the fact that my ob/gyn was episiotomy happy and my ex-husband didn’t feel like sitting around massaging my perineum with olive oil beforehand - I sure as hell couldn’t reach) but I know quite a few woman who were able to ejaculate after their phase of fecundity. And hey, there’s the added bonus of breast milk.

Oh and by the way - Susie Bright, one of my heroes, used her Hitachi Magic Wand during labor. I TOLD you that thing is magic.

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