Stripper Mad Libs
Filed under: Eros - December 4, 2007 @ 1:39 pmMy friend who frequents strip clubs sent me this clever (and sadly true) Mad Libs the other day.
Last night in the private dance area, a [adjective] stripper rode my [noun] until I [verb] in her [noun] for the [adjective] price of $40.
Click on the comments to read my version, his version, and to add your own version.
December 4th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
My version:
Last night in the private dance area, a sparkly stripper rode my rhino until I jumped in her armpit for the wholesome price of $40.
December 4th, 2007 at 1:40 pm
My friend’s version:
Last night in the private dance area, a gin-soaked stripper rode my meat missile until I baby-battered in her uterine vicinity for the sale price of $40.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Last night in the private dance area, a cramped stripper rode my Bono until I clashed in her pink clam for the vicious price of $40.
December 4th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
This is my friend’s version (I did not tell him the purpose of this until after): “Last night in the private dance area, a small stripper rode my cats until I clawed her feet for the painful price of $40″
Hmm….