Crack For The Holidays
Filed under: Deserving - November 30, 2007 @ 10:47 am
Oh god, they’re back.
Candy cane sandwich cookies at Trader Joe’s.
Last year they kept running out of them, so this year they prepared for the cookie addict onslaught with huge displays. You have to buy at least two boxes at time, cuz the first box goes so fast.
Especially in my house. Here is how I eat them:
1. I take four and nibble on them for as long as I can make them last.
Here is how my guy eats them (this is also how I imagine Santa Claus eats them):
1. He takes half a box and dumps it into a mixing bowl.
2. He fills the bowl with rice milk.
3. He lets it sit for a couple minutes.
4. He eats the cookie soup with a spoon.
I have a fit every time he pulls this caveman move.
December 1st, 2007 at 11:51 am
He should pour chocolate syrup all over the whole mess.
December 1st, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Dang… chocolate syrup… cookie soup… why didn’t *I* think of that?!?
December 2nd, 2007 at 8:52 am
I like the way you think Sid. I did try that
TBK gets a bit skittish when I bring out the chocolate syrup.
http://www.thebeautifulkind.com/2007/05/31/suck-my-chocolate-cock/
December 2nd, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Yup. That’s how the Mister eats his too.