Sparkledick
Filed under: Eros - November 28, 2007 @ 5:36 pm
Last night my guy and I took a LUSH bath using the Silver Clouds bomb. We didn’t realize this one had a sparkly center. Within moments, we were sitting in glitterwater.
I pointed to his crotch. “Ha ha, your cock looks like Cher.” (It was even pointing at me like the real Cher in the photo at left.)
It got even funnier when I grabbed it and started wagging it around and making it sing Believe, that song they play in gay bars all the time. (Say, do you think that’s why gay men like Cher so much? Cuz with all the plastic surgery she’s had, she looks like a big smooth penis?)
The next day my guy went to work in a ratty old punk t-shirt, jeans, his black Doc Martens, and…covered in glitter. I wonder if he’ll still have sparkly pubic hair by the time he gets home tonight.
November 28th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Glad to know I am not the only one who uses her guy’s cock as a fun bath toy. Making it sing.. pretending it is a stick shift.. turning it into goggles… oh yeah.
November 28th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Maybe it’s because Cher looks like a xdresser
November 29th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
It’s because Cher’s a DIVA.
December 2nd, 2007 at 1:13 pm
Update: It’s been six days since this bath and I’ve changed the sheets, and I STILL see bits of glitter on his person…