I Got Stood Up
Filed under: Deserving - November 26, 2007 @ 7:55 pm
Tonight I was supposed to have a tea party with a gay couple I met on myspace with cute dogs who live nearby but they never got back to me with what time I should come over. So instead I sat around and worked on a million writing projects, listened to my 2nd favorite band (The Handsome Family - I’d print some of their lyrics here but I know better, HA), finished reading the Sunday NYTimes, drank cherry wine, didn’t catch up on email, played good little sub housewife cooking and cleaning, masturbated to humiliation porn, and discovered that Joseph Stalin was completely HOT back in the day.
Never did get around to watching my Hitler movie…
November 27th, 2007 at 1:25 am
Sucks about getting stood up. But I can’t imagine masturbation being a total loss.
November 27th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Oh my God! Stalin was amazing back in his day! Hitler wasn’t even close.
http://www.uncp.edu/home/rwb/young_hitler2.jpg
I guess when it comes to hot dictators commie trumps nazi.
The movie’s really good though. I’ll be curious to see what you think of it.
November 27th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
I already KNOW it’s going to be awesome. It got a 91% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Say have you seen Kitler?
http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl
November 28th, 2007 at 1:16 am
I love asstr
January 16th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
He looks like George Michael! Pfft.