Fifth Base!
Filed under: Eros - November 21, 2007 @ 7:35 am
I got fucked in the ass last night.
Finally! I’ve been working on this goal for a while.
Here’s how I got buggered:
We were lying around in bed about to engage in fornication when he said, “I don’t know, I’m not feeling very creative tonight. I keep wanting to do what we did the last time we had sex.”
Not a bad idea, as it was great sex. But I could sense the disappointment in his voice, so I suggested, “How about we try anal again?”
“Are you sure?” he asked warily. He’d been locked out of the back door too many times, despite knocking on it plenty.
“Yeah let’s give it a go,” I said. I had enemas and butt plugs lying around, but didn’t prep ahead, which made me a little nervous. Well, even more nervous than the fact that I was going to take a fat one up the ass. This was no finger, people.
So we lubed up and tried, and tried, and I squealed like the guy in Deliverance. It fucking hurt. Dammit, why did my butthole have to be such a tricky bitch?!
We switched to a spooning position (more lube!), and I used my vibrator on my clit as he pushed his way into my ass. Ahh, we found the trick that would make it work. All the pain I was feeling got channeled into intense pleasure. He got his head in, then slowly rocked back and forth in order to get the rest of his meat in place. Finally I was filled to capacity.
“I can’t believe you’re fucking my ass!” I exclaimed.
He was able to pick up the pace, and went from being all ginger and gentle to ravishing and rough. I was taking it like a queen YESSSS.
It was SO hot hearing him behind me, grunting and growling and pawing on me and sawing in and out of my ass, feeling his pubic hair tickle my ass cheeks. The build up was phenomanal. I don’t think I’ve said the word “intense” enough to describe the event, so intense Intense INtense INTense INTEnse INTENse INTENSe INTENSE
“Are you gonna cum in my ass?” I gasped in a way that I meant to come out all sexy and husky, but instead sounded more like a cat getting her tail pulled.
Amazingly, and I’m not sure if it was the vibe or the sensation of being ass fucked, but we both exploded at the same time. I screamed my head off. My whole body shook, even my hands. He stroked and soothed me.
“We have exhausted our baseball terminology for bedroom activities,” my guy observed, panting.
Thank goodness for that.
Then, right after he pulled out of my ass (”It’s not even dirty!” he marveled) he got a raging case of the hiccups.
November 21st, 2007 at 8:13 am
Mazal Tov!
November 21st, 2007 at 9:56 am
“Then, right after he pulled out of my ass (”It’s not even dirty!” he marveled) he got a raging case of the hiccups.”
Way back when it was pretty much all missionary position all the time it was “common knowledge” that anal sex (and maybe even rear-entry vaginal) gave women hiccups. That your partner got them instead is total icing on the cake.
Really glad you both enjoyed yourself. Also love the fractured baseball term.
Happy Thanksgiving, TBK, and a wonderful weekend to both of you.
figleaf
November 21st, 2007 at 11:49 am
It’s not even Thanksgiving, and you’re already stuffed.
November 22nd, 2007 at 5:48 am
Thanks, fellas! figleaf, does this mean my partner is in touch with his feminine side? And what do you think will happen if I peg him someday?
Mmm, icing…
November 22nd, 2007 at 6:51 am
Congratulations! It’s about time. Welcome to the bum club!
November 23rd, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Just remember that hiccups are caused by spasms of the diaphragm. Taking extremely deep breaths should get rid of them. Yes, I’m officially becoming a medical nerd in addition to being a music nerd.
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:26 pm
the grunting and growling my man makes while fucking me in the ass is sooo incredibly different than when he’s fucking my face or cunt. it’s much more animalistic.
November 24th, 2007 at 12:42 am
ah…the old dirt road. The road less travelled…the road to perdition. Congrats. I’ve been there once and it went off a bit like that but without the planning or the lube. Still it was wicked fun
November 25th, 2007 at 9:32 am
Jeremy, I would have thought a pre med doctor would have commented on the delicate rectal tissues and their susceptibility to tearing.
Red, one word for you, sister: HOT.
Yay for the bum club!
November 26th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Congrats on the grand slam (horrible pun I know but couldn’t resist) and hot replay.