Bondage Hints From Heloise
Filed under: Eros - November 13, 2007 @ 6:18 am
Check out these journalists in Pakistan demonstrating. They’re stealing my gig! And don’t they know you can get a perfectly good set of handcuffs at the Hustler boutique?
Although the PPP restraint is MacGyver-clever - pantyhose, padlock, pen.
I wonder what household items I have laying around that I could use for bondage props?
- Cheese grater (for ouchie paddle)
- Mesh bath sponge (for ball gag)
- Men’s ties (obvious better use than wearing them decoratively around the neck)
- Cucumber in the fridge (dildo, duh, but you can turn it into a spa treatment by cutting a couple slices from one end and putting them over your eyes as you get leisurely fucked with the cuke)
- Clothespins (for nipple clamps - they really should update that name - NO ONE uses them for hanging clothes anymore, they should just be called nipple clamps right on the package)
November 13th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
OK, you have officially become my favorite blogger
I was pretty sure you had me when you blogged about my favorite online cartoon series ( Salad Fingers ) but your twisted, kinky take on this picture of Pakistani journalists rocketed you to number 1
November 13th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
Just in my bedroom I’ve got:
12″ Maglite - also dildo. Which end is your preference. Can use it to check under the hood of your car in the dark at the same time. (Wait..Is this a metaphor?)
Power adapter and cable for my laptop - for restraining.
My room-mates military-issue duffel bag - I fit inside.
November 13th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
I just got to say again how i love the way your mind works TBK.