Talk About ForePLAY
Filed under: Eros - November 10, 2007 @ 2:52 pm
Shhh right this second my musician dude is in the basement practicing with a violinist for a concert performance tonight and he has no idea but I am up here CREAMING.
To them, it’s just a gig, but to me, it’s an invisible snake crawling up the stairs and licking me seductively with his forked tongue - music to my crotch.
So fucking hot, I can’t wait to play him later.
November 10th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
OMG I just touched the guy’s 1816 violin. Nice wood.
November 10th, 2007 at 5:20 pm
So you just like to masturbate on everything?:)
November 10th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
I had a friend stay with me one weekend and she told me, “Unfortunately, I have to practice this violin piece twice each day I’m here. Is that going to be ok?”
My eyes almost flew out of my head from nodding so hard.
November 10th, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Damnnit! I wish I had a musician dude in my basement.
November 11th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Too bad I never got this result when I practiced my trumpet.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:28 am
Ever had a rusty trombone?
November 12th, 2007 at 10:28 am
where is that popcorn again….