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Filed under: Eros - November 9, 2007 @ 5:48 am

phone-sex.jpgDear Sis,

Remember the other night, when we were talking on the phone about how the parents are coming to visit you for Thanksgiving?

Well while we were chatting, Mister Man came up to me as I lounged around on the bed and, well, he lifted up my nightgown and mounted me mid-conversation. Frankly I’m surprised you didn’t hear him growling.

So that’s why I cut the call short and haven’t talked to you since. I’m afraid it will instigate another drive-by fucking. Waitaminute, that actually sounds pretty good. In fact, from now on whenever I’m horny I’ll skip the foreplay and just call you.

I know, I know, I’m sure it’s weird for you to be lumped in the same arousal category as fuck-me pumps or lesbian porn, but hey, I really appreciate you being my prop. Thanks sis!

Love, The Beautiful Kind

4 Comments to “Phone Sex”

  1. Alex Says:

    That’s about as close to incest as I’m casually comfortable with.

    ‘Family Phone Numbers’ expansion pack now available for ‘Phone Sex: the game’.

  2. The Beautiful Kind Says:

    It’s a bit creepy, yes. But if it was my DAD fucking me while I talked to my sister on the phone, THAT would be going too far.

  3. Strahil Says:

    That’s how shrinks get rich

  4. Mon-Mon Says:

    I found it hot.

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