Getting Ready For Our Hot Date
Filed under: Eros - October 26, 2007 @ 4:21 pmMe: Honey, did you remember to pick up rope on your way home from work for our date tonight?
Him: 200 feet. And scissors, too.
Me: We have like six scissors already!
Him: Yeah but these are heavy duty, for emergencies. In case we need to make a quick escape.
Me: OK. (walks away) (then comes back) How many feet of rope did you say you got?
Him: 200.
Me: How many women are you tying up tonight?!
Him: As many as you want, hon.
October 27th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
Yum. As many as you want. Lucky girl!
October 29th, 2007 at 1:19 am
*pulls up some popcorn and awaits the details*