The Beautiful Kind

My pal A Corrupt Mind has tagged me with a “Get To Know You A-Z” survey floating around the net. So this post will be a little bit myspace, sorry. I’ll confess, to the the dismay of a few people out there, that I think filling out those stupid surveys and posting them as bulletins is really lame and self-indulgent. Oh wait, that’s what blogs are.

Here are the instructions: each player starts with some random facts/habits about himself/herself. As you are tagged you need to post the rules and your responses on your own blog. At the end of your post, you need to choose someone to tag, list their name and, of course, leave them a comment, telling they have been tagged and they need to read your blog for more information.

Sigh.

A-Age: 34. Each decade is better than the last.
B-Band: Okkervil River
C-Career: Sex goddess
D-Drink or Smoke: Smoking is gross. I drink like a fish.
E-Easiest friends to talk to: The ones that let me touch them.
F-Funniest moment of your life: The time I miscarried and kept seeing ladybugs and then went to see the South Park movie afterwards. OH you meant funniest as in “ha ha”?
G-Gummy bears or gummy worms: Gelatin rhymes with skeleton. I go for Sour Patch Kids.
H-Have a boyfriend/girlfriend: Sure, I’ll take both.
I-In love: Jebus that’s a personal question. What kind of cold-hearted bitch do you think I am?
J-Junk food you like: Porn
K-Kids: These are baby goats.
L-Longest ride ever: See letter “A”
M-Man/woman you love the most: Does the Hitachi Magic Wand count?
N-Names for your future kids: Samuel Justice. Especially if we end up adopting a little Chinese girl.
O-One wish you have now: To have a real live throbbing cock for a day and to fuck a beautiful woman with it bareback and blast her womb with my cum. What, you were expecting world peace?
P-Phobias: Jell-O, clowns, balloons, babies
Q-Quote (favorite): “Jealousy is all the fun you think they’re having.”
R-Reasons to smile: Being dommed and worshiped in the same day.
S-Sleeping hours: 10-6
T-Time you woke up: 5:40
U-Unknown fact about you: I pee in the shower. Now that that’s out, I suppose I’ll have to blog about it.
V-Vegetable you hate: Green peppers, they’re so immature. Oh and they’re actually fruits. Eat your veggies, people.
W-Worst habit: Picking at my fingers until they bleed.
X-X-rays you’ve had: Besides Superman’s x-ray vision? C’mon this one is a LAME stretch. How about X-rated moment? That would be The Colony…
Y-Yummy foods: Ethiopian food and cock, toss up on which I like better. I’d smear some lentils on the cock, only I don’t mix food and sex as a general rule.
Z-Zodiac sign: Pumpkin

Now I will be linking to: DrPepper Is Good 4 The Soul. I like what she has to say.