Ask The Slut: What’s The Key To “First Rate Cunt Lapping”? Pt. 1
Filed under: Ask The Slut - October 22, 2007 @ 12:38 pmDear Slut,
I have had enough partners in life to become proficient with most aspects of fucking and while I’ve never regarded myself as anything great, I have had a good number of return customers and it is rare that anyone goes home with just a single in their bag.
I have always enjoyed giving head and can generally get most girls to grab my hair and pull me up telling me they want to cum with a cock in them next, which to me is a sign of a job well done.
However, I have a new young lass gracing me with her presence who is by far the greatest shag I have had bar none. I am, however, a lost man. I seem to be missing the point when it comes to munching on her and giving her a “First Rate Cunt Lapping“.
We are open enough that we have discussed it and she has told me that she has been masturbating since the age of five (having a medical background I am familiar with other cases of this, it worries parents to no end) and learnt to do it by rubbing against her blanket rather than playing with fingers. This is also her current technique.
Girls that play with fingers are all I have really had so far, so my skill set is based upon a different type of stimulation. Just wondering if you have any suggestions on technique changes that could be made so that I can blow her mind, or at least impress her with my efforts.
Some background info: She said that when I started the first time what I was doing was bloody awesome but that I “lost it” with a technique change. Annoyingly I could feel the change in her reaction but could not remember what it was i was doing to try it again (she had woken me up to sit on my face). So somewhere in my subconscious lies the answer - just thought you may have a key that may unlock an idea.
I am not one to be clinical about sex, my passion has been the one greatest thing that i have, it is something regularly commented on how passionately that I go about it. I am just enjoying myself and really get off when the body under me is trying to tear strips off my back. So maybe just an understanding of the mechanics of a rub-er and not a finger-er is what i am having trouble understanding (being without a clit of my own to experiment on).
Wow I have been accused of being verbose before, but I think I may have just taken the prize on this email.
- Chatty Bloke
Dear Wordy Thoughtful Man,
Unfortunately you have exceeded the word limit for a post, so I will reply to this tomorrow. In the meantime, does anyone want to toss out any of their own pussy eating best practices? What’s your idea of a “First Rate Cunt Lapping”?
October 22nd, 2007 at 4:24 pm
To the guy: were you shaved when she sat on your face? I’m thinking, if she likes rubbing on blankets, then her clit must be used to hard surfaces.
Also, it always helps to stimulate the zone _around_ the clit, that way she’ll just get more horny and when you finally get to lick her clam, she’ll explode.
And girls like feeling the guy’s breath on their body, especially their private parts. But this is a general tip
Anyway, if you can’t remember what you did, just ask her what she felt and try to build up from there.
It’s also a possibility that she might been extra-horny that night.
October 22nd, 2007 at 8:08 pm
I’m a girl who gets off the same way (but usually w/towels not blankets), and also have fond memories of masturbating and getting reprimanded by mom
October 22nd, 2007 at 11:16 pm
Breathing is important…listen to how she is breathing …and, the trick is to know when to switch it up..but then go back to the things that make her breathe hard…oh, then again you have to know when to stick with it, too. If you stop you could disappoint. Wow we women are quite complicated, eh?
October 23rd, 2007 at 8:57 am
I am married to such a woman and the answer (at least in her case is simple. Let her leave her panties on. She gets the textile feel she likes and you get the intimate feel of oral sex you like. At least it works for me