The Curse Of The Geisha
Filed under: Eros - October 16, 2007 @ 1:22 pm
A year ago, a friend sent me a link to a video online featuring a geisha in a kimono teaching English. The awesome part was she was teaching Japanese women? how to say dirty things and act slutty for English-speaking men, which was delightfully incongruous and inappropriate. I had my laugh watching her writhe around on the tatami mat, her beautiful creamy legs thrashing and exposed, saying, “I give GOOD head!” Yeah, yeah, I moved on.
Then, just last week, a line from one of the scenes popped into my head and the awful part was, I couldn’t remember the words she was saying, just the sing-song way she said it. It was driving me insane trying to recall the phrase she said in that ridiculous tone of voice.
It ran through my head while I lay in bed at night trying to fall asleep, and popped up again the next day, interfering with the movie I was trying to watch. DAMMIT! It was wreaking havoc on me psychologically, similar to those freaky Japanese horror films.
Finally I was driven to search for it on the web, and not knowing what it was called, just typed in “C’mon Toshi!” since that’s one of the things she said a lot in the sketch.
Thankfully it popped up easily and I was able to watch it again, feverishly working my way to the part where she says
First Rate Cunt Lapping!
AHHHHH.
God I want my pussy licked.
October 16th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Here and at your service.
October 16th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
“My relatives give good head, too.” Classic! I actually know another blog about that very thing.
October 16th, 2007 at 9:48 pm
You are Sooo good. Toshi is most frequently a female first name.
October 17th, 2007 at 6:58 am
Oh man, that was great. I apologize that I haven’t been here sooner. But I hope you don’t mind if I peek around a little.
October 17th, 2007 at 9:46 am
Sure, just clean up after yourself when you’re done.
October 17th, 2007 at 11:07 am
Of course, thanks for letting me stay. (Starts to slink around like a ninja)
October 19th, 2007 at 5:37 am
I dunno Dr. Bob, I just asked my hot gal pal who lives in Japan about the name Toshi, and she said: “Toshi is a dude’s name. It can be by itself, or it can be short for Toshihiko or Toshino or Toshiyuki or Toshihiro - I’ve never come across a girl named Toshi.”
So much for your Japanese geisha lesbian fantasy…
April 2nd, 2008 at 9:07 pm
“C’mon Toshi”… she sounds like Lucy Ricardo.