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Two Outlet Frustration

Filed under: Vexed - October 13, 2007 @ 12:12 pm

power_outlet.jpgHave you ever noticed that every time you go to plug something in, both outlets are already in use? Have you ever noticed that the average entertainment center requires about, oh, six to eight outlets?

Back in 1940, two outlets sufficed for your fan and radio, but HELLO we’ve advanced technologically, for better or worse, so WHY are they still building houses with the two-outlet design, forcing us to cobble lamps and phone chargers and clocks together using extension cords and power strips?

power-strip.jpgI know we should be using less energy, but fuck, try telling that to my laptop.

4 Comments to “Two Outlet Frustration”

  1. Stone Says:

    Not only are you funny as hell, talk dirty constantly and show us your underwear every chance you get, but now you have the audacity to rethink common things in an intelligent manner? Damn you woman, damn you and your fine booty. (Is it weird that I find home reno talk sexy?)

    Anyhow, chack this out…should make you a little happier, even if they are 5 times the price…

    http://www.smarthome.com/4534w.html

    Thanks for putting it ALL out there… your site is a sexy oasis in a sea of banality and Britney *ack*

  2. Strahil Says:

    You should most definetly check this out:

    http://www.eubiq.com.au/

    We don’t want to leave your vibrator without power now do we ;)

  3. The Beautiful Kind Says:

    Damn, you geeks know where to find all the hot holes. Thanks.

  4. Strahil Says:

    We know how to use them too *roll eyes*

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